Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Drake Holloway

My dad split, my mom had a string of loser boyfriends. The worst was this mean drunk named Frank. So, I'm 19. I come home and my mom's eye is swollen shut. Blood down the front of her shirt. Frank's just sitting in front of the TV with his hands in his shorts, calling out for another beer like nothing happened. And I just snapped. Went after him. He pulled a knife, that's how I got this. The prosecutor said I went a bit overboard, because Frank still can't walk. Or feed himself.

Liv Moore

I'm glad you told me.

Drake Holloway

Well, I usually wait until date five or six to spring the whole ex-con thing on a girl.

Ravi Chakrabarti

'Real talk? Your sandwich artist was chugging some serious haterade today. No eye contact? Am I a leper? Also, where's the main-from-scratch sriracha? The artisanal pickles?' One star. A bit harsh for Bernie's Sub Shack, don't you think? We eat there once a week.

Liv Moore

[Liv keeps typing] Hashtag 'Sorry, not sorry.'

Drake Holloway

Haven't heard from you. What happened? Sex-starved-librarian brain wear off and you lost interest?

Liv Moore

Oh, no, I've just had a crazy day at work, lots of murders.

Drake Holloway

[Drake pulls out his phone] Yet you, uh, had time to tweet 17 times today. 'Pumpkin spice latte, yay!' 'Stop lights, boo!' 'Wow, Seattle, cloudy much?'

Okay, press your tongues to the roof of your mouths. You know, we don't want any waddles. And smile!

Liv Moore

[Drake's mother snaps the off-centered picture] If you post that, you have to tag me in it.

[Drake's mother smiles] I don't know what that means, honey.

Clive Babineaux

No visions? I think the radiation from your cell phone is giving you third eye cataracts.

Liv Moore

Don't hate 'cause you can't relate.

How did you know? About me. What I am.

Liv Moore

You have forty varieties of hot sauce and three heads in the fridge.

Liv Moore

Is your breakfast not using its indoor voice?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi stares into his Rice Krispies cereal bowl] Snap, crackle, pop. So loud.

Liv Moore

Drinking on a school night again with Peyton. You're a disgrace to your country's proud history of functional lushes.

Liv Moore

[Liv over the phone] Like I told you, when you're playing drinking games with Peyton, all you'll walk away with is a 'thanks for participating' ribbon.

Ravi Chakrabarti

A tiny man with a jackhammer has taken up residence in my skull.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Why are we sprinting?

Liv Moore

Because I'm hungry. I haven't eaten anything lately.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I was afraid that horny-librarian-brain would lead to poor life choices.

[Miss Shaefer sees the body] Oh! Oh, this jackass.

Clive Babineaux

You do know him?

Kind of. His name's Corey. I hooked up with him a couple months ago. Dick never called me again.

Liv Moore

Possibly because he was dead.

Yeah. You're right. That's probably why. 'Cause I know he had a good time.

Dale Bozzio

Hey, Liv. What's up?

Liv Moore

Clive didn't tell you? About my lottery ticket?

Dale Bozzio

First I've heard of it.

Liv Moore

I hit five out of six numbers, and I only missed the sixth by one. I was this close to $40 million.

Dale Bozzio

Five out of six numbers, I think that still wins you 50 grand or something like that.

Liv Moore

Oh shoot! Why did I tear up my ticket? I just was so mad. Live and learn, I guess.

Dale Bozzio

That's very Zen of you.

Liv Moore

[Liv smiles] Well, back to the salt mines.

Liv Moore

What am I looking at, Ravi?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Matricide. These six young zombie rats are clones of New Hope. The remains you see here are those of the mother that gave birth to them. Apparently, the little clones decided it was time to switch from mother's milk to brains.

Liv Moore

Why the clones?

Ravi Chakrabarti

When we find the tainted Utopium, I'd prefer to test on rats, normal and zombie, rather than humans. New Hope, like Blaine and Major, became a zombie and was given the cure. Her clone should give us the most accurate picture of what Blaine and Major can expect. I'd hate to lose a perfectly good zombie rat.

Liv Moore

What's the Missy Elliott song? "Cerebellum Don't Fail Me Now"?

Ravi Chakrabarti

I don't think that's how it goes.

Liv Moore

You know, I used to bartend.

Clive Babineaux

You never mentioned that.

Liv Moore

Yeah. At this island-themed place called Jamaica Me Thirsty. The bartenders were the show, juggling bottles, making drinks blindfolded, dancing on the bar. I was kind of a big deal. Don't bother looking for the place now.

Clive Babineaux

Wasn't planning to.

Liv Moore

My roommate is dog-sitting her uncle's mini golden doodle.

Major Lilywhite

So cute. The dog, not the uncle.