Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Ravi Chakrabarti

The violent soundscape of nature is making my ears bleed. Birds chirping, leaves rustling, gnats laying eggs.

Liv Moore

Never start a land war in Asia. Never go toe-to-toe with Peyton Charles when drinking is involved.

Clive Babineaux

Hoping you can work your magic, Liv, help ID these guys.

Liv Moore

Uh...

Ravi Chakrabarti

Looks like a no-brainer to me, Liv.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi clears his throat] Did you post a picture of what I assume is Madison Brenneck wrapped in sushi rice on your Instagram account? Hashtag 'brain food'?

Liv Moore

'Course I grammed it, that fish was on fleek. Oh, my God. Why did I post that?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Why does anyone post pictures of food? I think it's okay. It just looks like raw tuna.

Ravi Chakrabarti

It turns out our Madison was quite the millennial social media maven. Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr. She had over 600 Yelp reviews. The day she died, she tweeted 27 times. [when Ravi notices Liv not paying attention by tweeting] Liv. Liv.

Liv Moore

'Devoured tuna roll.' Hashtag 'Sushi obsessed.' Hashtag 'Covering my ass.'

Ravi Chakrabarti

You need to be careful not to overshare on social media. Anything zombie-related is TMI.

Liv Moore

Don't worry. I'm on my chill hustle hundo-p.

Ravi Chakrabarti

My annoying millennial speak knowledge ended with TMI, so I have no idea what you just said.

Peyton Charles

[Liv stands at Peyton's side] Blaine thinks he and I could have something special.

Liv Moore

Aww, he swiped right. I'm sure that your Tinder photo is hair-centric and flattering, but how do you spin that bio? 'I'm a humble guy, always down for a hike, or we could just murder and chill.' 'My fave slays are astronauts, homeless teens and boyfriend.'

Blaine DeBeers

I take it Peyton knows all about Team Z.

Liv Moore

Nobody calls it that. Stop trying to make Team Z a thing.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi talks like a game show host] Olivia Moore! Let's see what's inside drawer number one. Today we're sending you home with Madison Brenneck. [Ravi opens one of the morgue doors] 25 years old. The victim of an ill-fated rendezvous with a Seattle cross-town. Bus driver said she never even looked up from her phone. She's only in our morgue because she was killed on city property. So, Madison comes complete with wonderfully unremarkable, non-murdery visions.

Liv Moore

All the great taste, none of the foul play.

Peyton Charles

Did you just tweet that photo of us? Hashtag 'friendship goals.' Hashtag 'booty had me like what'?

Liv Moore

[Liv with a smile on her face] Not cool?

Peyton Charles

Uh, little weird.

Stacey Boss

Can I offer you a Vatrushka? Come on. You've got a second shot at life. Indulge.

Liv Moore

I'm good.

Stacey Boss

Well, there's your problem.

Liv Moore

What does it mean if the guy you're dating isn't on Facebook?

Clive Babineaux

I don't use Facebook. So, nothing?

Liv Moore

Hmm.

Clive Babineaux

Or maybe he's married with a bunch of kids.

Liv Moore

[Liv takes a photo of Tanner when he doesn't cooperate] What's your Twitter handle, Tanner? Hashtag 'real CI's of Seattle,' hashtag 'riding the U-boat.'

Sally Tiny Tears is freaking me out, man. I can't have people thinking I'm tight with cops.

Liv Moore

It's him. What do I do?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Well, he's a zombie with anger issues and a prison record. As far as millennial breakup options go, ghosting him gets my vote.

Ravi Chakrabarti

What are you doing on the Seattle PD database?

Liv Moore

Looking for background info on Drake. I feel like he might be hiding something. What kind of person doesn't use Twitter or Facebook?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Only a lunatic. How else would he disseminate inspirational quotes and latte art?

Drake Holloway

[Drake receives a phone text] I am so sorry, can we reschedule? My mom's kitchen sink is leaking. Which I know doesn't sound like an emergency, but if I don't handle it, she'll call 911.

Liv Moore

Buzzfeed teaches us that when a man abruptly changes his plans, he's up to no good.