Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Ravi Chakrabarti

[about Grace LeGare] So they send her to us. And she might've been categorized a 'respiratory failure' due to 'unknown'. But...

Liv Moore

But Ravi figured it out, and he's super desperate for an attaboy.

Clive Babineaux

[Clive hesitates] Attaboy.

Drake Holloway

Liv.

Liv Moore

[Liv takes a deep breath] God help me.

Liv Moore

She wrote erotica, I can barely keep it in my pants.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Then you think about something sacred, like your mum. Or something gross, like Margaret Thatcher. What do American boys think about?

Liv Moore

Baseball, I guess?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi rocks his head up and down] Then think about baseball.

Liv Moore

I've been a bad morgue attendant. I'll understand if there are punitive measures.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Liv, did you eat a librarian from a porno?

[Liv and Clive share headphones] 'The Upright Position,' as read by Kristen Bell.

Liv Moore

I've always felt a kind of connection to her.

[the audio sample continues] He tore off my scarf, a savage beast in heat. 'You've been a bad little bitch, haven't you?' My breasts heaved against the cool, molded plastic of the airplane's instruments. He pressed his maleness against me. 'Sonja,' he growled, husky with passion. 'I'm gonna show you why they call it a cockpit.'

Liv Moore

Have you guys ever wrestled? Stripped down, oiled up, seen who winds up on top?

Major Lilywhite

Have we?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Strangely enough, no.

Major Lilywhite

Night's young.

Drake Holloway

I would've called you but I don't have your number.

Liv Moore

Babe... [Drake squints] Ruth.

Liv Moore

Here's the plan. If we're still interested when this brain wears off a bit, we can pick up where we left off. But right now, we can't do this.

Drake Holloway

[Drake clears his throat] Story of my life. Zombie date sends me away until horny brain wears off. [as Drake kisses Liv's forehead]

Liv Moore

He's got these thick biceps that stretch the cottony limits of his T-shirt.

Peyton Charles

Hmm.

Liv Moore

He's got a scar on his face that speaks of sin. This is a man who knows when to take a woman by the back of her neck and...

Peyton Charles

Oh!

Liv Moore

Sorry. I'm on horny-librarian-slash-erotica-novelist brain.

Liv Moore

Men are always so phallocentric, Clive. Why is that?

Clive Babineaux

[Clive turns away] Just are.

Liv Moore

Wait! I'm taking advantage of you.

Drake Holloway

I don't think that's true.

Liv Moore

[Drake continues kissing Liv] Wait. I roofied you with horny-librarian brain.

Drake Holloway

That's a first.

Liv Moore

She hadn't gotten laid in years. This really isn't me.

Drake Holloway

This isn't, uh, far from me. Really, I would've been willing pre-brain. Pre-zombie. Pretty much anywhere after my 12th birthday.

Drake Holloway

So, here's the thing... if I can't deal with Blaine anymore, you think I could, um... get brains from you? From here?

Liv Moore

I don't really know you.

Drake Holloway

Oh. No, I totally get it. I'll make the Blaine situation work.

Liv Moore

But I'd like to know you.

Drake Holloway

[Drake chuckles] Yeah? Just say when.

I'm going to be in this chair for the rest of my life. You know what gets me through my days? Knowing that people look at me and they see a hero. You know what I was going to be once that book came out? The guy who couldn't give it to his wife, so she fantasizes about doing it with everybody else. Threesomes. French guys. Ex-cons.

Liv Moore

She didn't cheat on you. They weren't her stories.

No one's gonna believe that. I begged her not to publish. She didn't care. My wife didn't care.

Drake Holloway

[Liv walks into her bedroom, seeing Drake in bed] Everything okay?

Liv Moore

Yeah. Just helping a friend. Sorry I took so long.

Drake Holloway

Don't be sorry. Watching you crawl back into bed is not a bad thing.