Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Liv Moore

This isn't the sort of visit from old Saint Nick I had in mind.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi into his recorder] Beard color, white as snow.

Liv Moore

Remember what it's like to eat an apple? Oh, look, there's one now, ripening on this tree.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Liv picks the apple off the imaginary tree] Hey, I was saving that.

Liv Moore

[Liv shines the apple on her lab coat before taking a bite of it] The skin is so smooth and cool. Here, let me make it shiny before I... Mmm. So crisp and juicy. Oh, sorry. I got some on you.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Fascinating. I wish I had some popcorn. Oh, wait, I do.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Silver lining... You know, you two finally get to have hot zombie sex. Right? Room temperature zombie sex?

Major Lilywhite

Yeah, about that...

Liv Moore

We broke up.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Major mouths to Ravi that Liv broke up with him] Ah. Right.

Major Lilywhite

I got you a little something, Liv.

Liv Moore

[Liv opens the present and gasps] Zombie High, the Complete Second Season!

Ravi Chakrabarti

What's my gift?

Major Lilywhite

Not having to watch that.

Clive Babineaux

You two don't seem that skeeved.

Ravi Chakrabarti

We've pulled stranger things out of corpses. Golf balls. A snake.

Liv Moore

Besides, we were expecting it.

Clive Babineaux

Jordan's pierced...

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah, it's front and center on his sex tape.

Clive Babineaux

He had a sex tape?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi looks at Liv] Aw... So innocent.

Liv Moore

Well, there it is. Some of the most famous junk in America.

Clive Babineaux

Cover it. Cover it. Who gets pierced there? Why?

Ravi Chakrabarti

It's called a Prince Albert. I wonder how you get it through airport security.

After we started sleeping together. He's so nice and... He'd ask about my job and what was going on in the writers' room. And then a few months ago, he read for the Blue Ranger part in the new Power Rangers movie.

Liv Moore

I don't know if he has the range for Blue.

Liv Moore

Last night, I was watching Zombie High, and now I'm friggin' in it. But only because the star's been murdered. Is there a word that means both cool and awful?

Ravi Chakrabarti

In the 16th century, the word was egregious. Now it just means, 'shockingly bad.' As in, the way Zombie High treats science.

Liv Moore

It's not supposed to be a documentary on zombie biology.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Then mission accomplished.

Clive Babineaux

The actor who pulled the trigger apparently had no idea he was holding a real weapon.

Liv Moore

Who was that?

Clive Babineaux

Wyatt Carver.

Liv Moore

[Liv in excitement] Cody! Sorry.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Uh, she's seen every episode. On purpose.

Liv Moore

[Liv gasps in the school hallway] Oh, my God. That's where Burdick defied principle Henson and went out looking for more ammo. [Liv gasps] And this is the drinking fountain where Burdick first got the news that his foster brother was his actual brother.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi gasps when he see's the actual dead Burdick] And that's where Burdick died.

Liv Moore

What's with you? Why were you all twitchy?

Clive Babineaux

Zombies kinda freak me out.

Liv Moore

I thought you hated the show.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi rolls his eyes] I did. But it's like mental pork rinds. I can't stop!

Liv Moore

Ravi took a video of me snoring, and I was on the verge of ripping out every follicle of his facial hair if he hadn't deleted it.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi next to the two] Steady.

Clive Babineaux

David Biel, a resident of the Yesler Mission Men's Shelter. Lately, he's been raising them money at Third and Cherry dressed like this, ringing a bell.

Liv Moore

Any idea why someone rang his?

Clive Babineaux

Did you find the prop gun?

Not yet. You can bet it'll be me who gets fired for it, not Numbnuts.

Liv Moore

I love the cute little nicknames the crew have for the actors.