Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Liv Moore

This flower had color and could bloom once. And yet death, blind to the beauty of all living things, even one as vibrant as this, has swept over it, wrenching it closer to the ground. Until it breaks.

Major Lilywhite

So, is that a 'yes,' you want a quesadilla or no?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Hashtag, 'I think we have a new lead.'

Liv Moore

Don't do that.

[Gilda finds Liv in their kitchen, as Liv downs a bottle of hot sauce out of the fridge] Good morning, stranger. Hangover cure?

Liv Moore

Just a weird craving. At least it's not hollandaise sauce, right?

Ravi Chakrabarti

What if you have a vision of having sex with Clive? You might see his O-face!

Liv Moore

Really? That's where your mind goes?

Ravi Chakrabarti

I bet it's super angry. [Ravi makes an angry 'O' face]

Liv Moore

Clive plays piano?

Dale Bozzio

Beautifully. He's got one in his living room. You've never been to his place?

Liv Moore

Nope.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Clive has a strict church and state policy with regards to his work and personal life.

Liv Moore

I'm going to plead temporary insanity.

Major Lilywhite

Hey. A little jealousy makes a guy feel wanted.

Liv Moore

[Major gets a late night text] Little late for a text, isn't it?

Major Lilywhite

But let's not overplay it.

Liv Moore

You have a safe in your closet?

Major Lilywhite

You're back.

Liv Moore

I didn't like how we left things, so I came back to apologize. When did you get the safe?

Major Lilywhite

I got it when a giant zombie broke into my place last year.

Liv Moore

Who's the bitch using your shower?

Major Lilywhite

Uh...

Liv Moore

Or did you suddenly switch to Sinful Diva shampoo? 'For the shine that gets him to notice you'?

Major Lilywhite

Oh. That's Ravi's. Smell it.

Liv Moore

[Liv smells the shampoo] It does smell like Ravi.

Clive Babineaux

She was a badge bunny.

Liv Moore

A what?

Clive Babineaux

A badge bunny. A woman who sleeps with cops. Something about the badge turns them on.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi whispers to himself] I have a badge.

Liv Moore

This one's clearly photoshopped. Clive's hands aren't white.

Ravi Chakrabarti

At this point, anything's possible.

Ravi Chakrabarti

How'd she get your gun?

Clive Babineaux

Stolen from my place the night before her murder.

Liv Moore

She wanted to have something you touched against her skin.

Clive Babineaux

Whose side are you on?

Liv Moore

I'm Julie Walker and this tall drink of water is my fiance.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Shawrama Parachanchetabarka.

Liv Moore

[Liv continues speaking] We just started wedding planning.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Why did you keep it a secret? You figured Shaft never cooked for his friends, so neither could you?

Liv Moore

It's adorable.

Clive Babineaux

And there it is. Need I say more?

Liv Moore

[Liv takes a bite] Hmm. Mine's a little uninspiring. How's yours?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi with a full mouth] I'm neither overwhelmed, or underwhelmed. I guess I'm whelmed.

Liv Moore

Grandma must have lost her touch.

Liv Moore

Oh! Jackpot! We've got a hit. 'I'm gonna need a slim jim, a black hoodie and a head lamp.'

Clive Babineaux

What exactly...

Liv Moore

The less you know the better.