Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Ravi Chakrabarti

We get eight more minutes. So, what do you want to talk about? Oh, what's the best American album of all time? I say, it's Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys.

Liv Moore

Can we just sit here? Eight minutes of silence is just what the doctor ordered.

Liv Moore

Well, I started out just looking for one name. But once I started poking around, I started noticing all these chicks throwing themselves at my man. Oh, 'So true, Major. Violence is bad. Keep fighting the good fight.' Classic whore line. 'A bunch of us are going out for karaoke. You should come with.' Toss your panties at him, Jezebel.

Wow!

Well, look who's home for once.

Liv Moore

[Liv talks at her laptop] You slut!

[Gilda hesitates] Um... Whatcha doing?

Liv Moore

Making a list of all the women who comment or post on Major's Facebook entries. This is bad, huh?

It isn't good.

Liv Moore

[Major opens the safe in his closet for Liv] My engagement ring. I thought for sure you'd sold that when I gave it back to you.

Major Lilywhite

I couldn't stand the idea of anyone else ever wearing it. Besides, I never gave up hope that you'd want it back.

Liv Moore

Well, I'm likely unemployed now, so... Silver lining, my inner stalker has left the building. You can invite some girls over tonight. Play some Twister. See if I care.

Major Lilywhite

These girls I'm inviting over? I'm warning you, they're basically adult film stars. And not even the under contract ones. I'm talking the anything goes kind.

Major Lilywhite

[Liv smiles] I'll be here when they let you out.

Liv Moore

I can't wait.

Ravi Chakrabarti

All right, what's the plan?

Liv Moore

We'll wing it. You ready to do this?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yes, and...

Liv Moore

And what?

Ravi Chakrabarti

'Yes, and... ' It's the first rule of improv? It's what keeps the scene moving forward.

Liv Moore

Try not to talk. You willing to hold my hand?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi smiles while holding Liv's hand] Yes. And...

Liv Moore

[Major scoffs] No 'pfft!' There's no 'pfft!'

Major Lilywhite

All right, you should've been able to see from your snooping that I haven't texted her since we got back together.

Liv Moore

How do I know that you didn't call her from a landline?

Major Lilywhite

Because it's not 1987.

Clive Babineaux

Everyone on the force knew this guy. His name is Chris Allred, AKA The Fog. He was a high school shop teacher by day, but at night, he would put on a costume and patrol the streets. He considered himself a real-life superhero.

Liv Moore

So he was crazy?

Ravi Chakrabarti

The Fog certainly took some licks for the greater good.

Liv Moore

Ravi, the most this guy ever did was momentarily distract criminals, who were shocked to see a grown man in tights.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I think it's noble to go out and pursue danger to protect the innocent, to be an active symbol of hope. To show the world that one person can make a difference.

Liv Moore

I just think it's kind of ridiculous.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Would you say that to Batman?

Liv Moore

If he were real, yes, I would.

Clive Babineaux

I was afraid this would happen.

Liv Moore

You were afraid someone would find a grown-ass man in a cape in the back of a garbage truck? Pretty specific fear.

Clive Babineaux

Our mugging victim ID'd her assailants. They're both in the system.

Liv Moore

[Liv in a low voice] They're not in the system. They are the system.

Clive Babineaux

[Clive hesitates] Yeah, not really following.

Liv Moore

[Liv slowly walks up to Clive] There are bad people in this world. We put them in cages, expect them to change, they never do.

Ravi Chakrabarti

As a man who's mentally assembled his own utility belt, I find The Fog's impressive. Carabiner hooks. Giant marble. Oh! A giant marble.

Liv Moore

Marble?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Always handy. Mace. [Ravi sniffs the mace] No. No, wait. It's chloroform. And the handiest of crime-fighting tools, duct tape.

What are you supposed to be?

Liv Moore

[Liv turns into her zombie rage mode] I'm the nightmare before Christmas.

Liv Moore

[Liv in a low voice] Ghost Cobra. Gray Area. Superfly. Mega Fist. Blue Swallow. Detective Babineaux needs your help. And someday, you may need his. Think of him as your Jim Gordon.

Clive Babineaux

I'm not your Jim Gordon.

Liv Moore

That's right. He's his own man. Detective Clive Babineaux. Remember that name. Your friend in the Seattle PD.