Invader Zim · Season 2
Vote for Zim or I'll destroy you! Vote for Zim or I'll destroy you!
Ms. Bitters! Zim is threatening the voters! He's disqualified, right?
[to an administration droid] The child shrieks like a fruit bat.
[The droid slams another muzzle around Dib's head]
If I am elected, Dib's head will be removed and filled with salted nuts!
[GIR flies over the crowd]
Salted nuts!
[Dib casts a spell on Gaz without knowing what it does. The spell wakes Gaz up]
If there's one thing you should know by now, it's to stay out of my room!
Do you feel different anyway?
Get out!
X-ray vision, maybe? Super-smell?
That's it, Dib! Security!
[Gaz's stuffed animals transform into robots with weapons. They advance on Dib who runs away screaming]
Dib: No! Gaz! Not the mashed potatoes! Remember what happened to Zita!
[after laughing for some while] That's a good one! "Help you!" Why should I help you?
Hey! I helped you when we were transforming into giant bolognes!
YOU'RE MAKING IT UP!!!!!
[Gaz is in an isolation chamber after the spell Dib casts on her goes wrong. Dib is visiting her]
I'll make you wish you had rabid weasels teleported into your skull instead of having a sister! I'll wait until you sleep and stuff all your paranormal junk into your big, giant paranormal head and chew on your eyeballs after I pluck them out!
(Dib runs screaming from the room)
[Gaz tackles Dib down on the floor, holding mashed potatoes over his head]
NO, GAZ! Those are the mashed potatoes! Get them away from my eyes! Remember what happened to Zita?! [All the students look at Zita, with an eye plaster on her right eye] I was only trying to help you out, Gaz!
You're hiding something! What is it?!
Me? Hiding? I was only trying to do something nice for my sister! No! Not my eyes! Think of all the food you'll never eat again if you destroy me now! [Gaz lowers the mashed potatoes with an annoyed growl and hurls them away as she walks off; Zita screams in pain off-screen] ZITA!!!
[groaning and holding back vomit; off-screen] I'm sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
I sure like TV! And wearing pants!
He likes wearing pants, Dib! Aliens don't like wearing pants!
Fool! My fellow hideous inferior human pig smellies are insulted by this constant slander!
[Zim collapse from exhaustion and lands face down in a bucket of water]
Break's over, Zim! Go man the register!
Whuh?
The register! Gashloog is taking his break! Now move it!!
[Gashloog takes off his apron and skips gleefully out the door]
Gashloog gets to take a break without exploding! Why not me?
Because I hired him! You're here as punishment for almost annihilating our civilization!
Am I the only one who is impressed by that?
[GIR is talking to the Tallest via a video communicator]
...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!
[Dib shoves GIR out of the way]
Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Who's that large-headed kid?
I don't know, but his head is large.
[clears throat] Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your planet's coordinates!
Hey little Sizzly. You look sadder than me.
It's this job, I hate it! And I can't leave or the security system will make me explode.
He gonna 'splode, momma!
That horrible child.
[to alien] But I need to get back to my mission! My precious MISSION! What about them, huh? Gimme some of those! [snatches alien's fries]
So, I say, "You want some of this?" And she says, she says, right back at me, she says-
Who are you, and why are you talking to me?
Sizzlor!
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?
My apologies, My FRYLORD, but I have to return to my mission before it's too late. The Foodening is only a week away!
NEVER! Now put on this Happy Shloogorg costume and fill the customers with joy! [throws Zim a mascot costume]
But it's filled with white hot grease.
Makes you dance better.
Dib: Would a human call their own kind pig smelly? Huh? Huh?? Huh??? We're not pigs!! Zita: Hey! You watch what you say around Pigboy!
[last lines of the series]
Home! A sweet victory for Zim! It is good to be back, good to be Zim! Huh?! [Zim notices Dib and GIR dancing in the living room. Dib holds a camera. The Tallest watch from the transmission screen that replaces the green monkey picture. Dib looks into the camera.] Hey! Get out of my house! [Dib drops the camera.] Get out!
[Zim runs over to usher Dib out and steps on the camera.]
Hey! Hey! [continuous]
[Zim chases Dib around the house. The TV plays a Bloaty's commercial.]
Get out of the house of Zim! This is my house, get out! Get-
[Aboard the Massive, Red ends the transmission with a remote, ending the series]
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