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Invader Zim · Season 1

Invader Zim Season 1 quotes

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S1Dark Harvest

I'm looking for the pigeon-head kid.

SSecretary

[shakes the can again, another "moo" sound] Nobody's come in with head pigeons, young man.

Zim? The green kid...

SSecretary

Oh, the green child! [points to Hall Monitor, who is sitting in a chair across the room.] He's right over there doubled over in pain.

[Hall Monitor holds his stomach, pale green and shivering violently.]:

HMHall Monitor

The cooing... [shivers and makes a gagging sound] The cooing!

SSecretary

He's missing his liver. That's how some kids react to the cafeteria food... The lucky ones...

NNurse

[tries to examine Dib by putting her stepascope] Say, “ah”.

[Dib breathes but produces a moo sound whenever he exhales]

NNurse

[freezes, then screams and points at Dib] It isn’t human! IT’S HORRIBLE!

[weakly points at Zim, trying to explain] but, he…

[Many broadcasters and news reporters cower around Dib, and begin to take pictures. Soon, the newspaper is covered with headline reading “Hideous Mooing Cyborg Boy Found!”.]

S1Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy

Now to unleash screaming temporal doom.

[The hunter destroyer machine goes into the portal, but is immediately shot back out. Cue the reason:]

CComputer

Object not compatible with temporal field.

Oh, not compatible!? Is this thing just completely useless? Not compatible.

[Zim grabs GIR's rubber piggy and chucks it. It bounces off of the overturned Hunter-Destroyer machine and - much to Zim's surprise - goes into the time portal. The rest is altered history...]

CComputer

Object accepted. Temporal displacement to process.

Huh?

I know you're behind the piggies, Zim! I don't know how, but I know that it's you! Rubber piggies have ruined my life, and it's all been you!

[Deep Voice] YOU WILL PAY FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD, ZIM! YOU WILL PAY!

That last piggy should have reduced him to nothing. What happened? Where did history go wrong?

[Deep Voice] MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A MISERABLE PIG-FILLED ORDEAL BECAUSE OF YOU!

[while throwing multiple pigs into the time machine] There must be some way of stopping him, some point in history while he's still vulnerable to the piggy.

[Deep Voice] AND NOW, ZIM! THIS IS FOR TAMPERING WITH THE PAST! THIS IS FOR THE PIGS!

[Dib raises the fist of the Mega Boy 3000. Zim tosses the piggy into the time portal. Dib throws his fist towards Zim.]

[Deep Voice] ENJOY YOUR LAST MOMENT- [Suddenly, with a flash, Dib is back to normal. He stands outside of Zim's front door holding a camera.] [Normal Voice] -of privacy! Soon the world will seek-- wait a minute. Have I always been like this? Yes, I have, haven't I? My whole life! Good old Dib-like Dib! [Two of the lawn gnomes turn around to face Dib then they slide towards him with their arms outstretched.] Wuh-hey! Hey, wait a minute! Hey! [The lawn gnomes drag him off screen and then the sound of them punching Dib as he shouts can be heard.]

S1Game Slave 2

[enters Iggins' house through the front door] The Game Slave 2. Give it to me!

[Iggins dashes away and hides in a closet, panting]

[notices the Game Slave is running out of batteries] No! Power… low! But I haven't reached the save point yet! I have to see the zombie hog! Need batteries!

The rightful owner has been restored.

[vengefully] You'll never be a better gamer than me! Play all you want! I'LL ALWAYS BE BETTER! ALWAYS!

S1Future Dib

Of course, my scary sister. I obey.

RDRobot Dib

Of course, my scary sister. I obey.

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