TV show quotes
[as Zim analyzes him with his scanning device] I spotted your fake Dib-double, Zim! You already tried that once before and it won't work this time either!
Hey! That's an Irken power signature inside of you! You're Tak's ship!
What are you talking about?! I'M DIB! I'M DIB!
How did you get out here? Wait… You shut my alarm off, didn't you?!
I'm sorry, Dib. I tricked you and escaped. I thought I was the real Dib, but, I was confused. Would you like to get inside and I can take you to school… pal?
My empire of doom begins NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!
And what do you want little boy or girl?
I wants me a barrel of floss, I wants me two balls of glue...to be my friends! And I wants to go dancin' naked! And I wants...
[Time passes; Santa looks extremely annoyed]
...and a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese, and a...
Ugh! No more! Get this kid away from me!
Oh, that's Mini-Moose, my other sidekick. Yep, been with me the whole time.
Oh, boy! I asked Santa for twelve cases of Uranium 238. Yay!
[Prof. Membrane opens a present. Tube socks shoot out from the present and fill the room]
Nooo! Santa has let me down! I will turn my back on him and devote a portion of my life to destroying Santa! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[singing] Bow down, bow down, before the power of Santa or be crushed, be crushed, by... his jolly boots of doom!
[singing] We wish you a merry jingly, we wish you a merry jingly, we wish youuuuuuo!!
Minimoose!
[squeaks]
How much have we collected?
[squeaks and shows donation box with a few coins, a sandwich, and a heart]
[smells sandwich] Tunnna? Tuna is worth NOTHIIIING!!
Kid: I don't get it! Why does he want to take over the Earth so badly? What does he have to gain, or to lose? And the mechanizations of this malfunctioning Santa suit completely elude me! Snowman: *Stares at the kid, then picks him up by the head and places him under the bed* As I was saying...
My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My-- M-m-my Tallest! My Ta-a-alli-i-ist! Hey! Hey! Hey, over here, my Tallest! My Tallest? My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! My Tallest, my Tallest, my Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Ta-a-a-alleeeest! My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest? Hey! My TALLEEEEEEST! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TA-A-A-A-A-ALLE-E-E-E-E-EST!!! Hey! Hey! My Tallest? Uh, hey! My Tall--? HEY, MY TALLEST! IT'S ME! LOOK AT ME! MY TALLEST? MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST?
... I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours now, Zim! THREE HOURS!!! So... what is it?
I just noticed that you're travelling closer to the Earth than EVER before!
How do you know that?
Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Hey! That is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.
[chuckles] Yes, I sure am.
The Tallest fail to realize that I'm inviting them for front row seats for the end of all mankind. My latest plan-
The latest plan is about to explode.
GIR!
[A turkey sitting next to Zim explodes, revealing GIR]
It's ME! I was the turkey all along!
I was wondering what that turkey was doing there. GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I want you to-
I was the turkey! Me!
Yes...so you were...
Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
O...kay, there's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
That's The Massive out there. My people designed most of that thing, so I know how powerful it is... We're gonna die!! Whose idea was this?!?
Uh, mine. Sorry about that...
Identify yourself.
[disguised deep voice] We are the Resisty! And we have come to-
Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you say the Resisty?
Yes the Resisty! And we have come to-
That's a stupid name.
[regular voice] See! I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to yours?
I don't know.
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