Invader Zim · Season 2
[Dib is following GIR into ZIM's home in a cloaking device. GIR eventually finds him and throws "Poop" at him. Dib becomes visible]
I was...
INTRUDER!
[eats a cookie]
Lalalalala
Excuse me, but, can you put this spy camera in ZIM's house so I can... spy on his evil and stuff?
Okey dokey!
I shoulda tried this a long time ago.
Tak had downloaded her personality into the computer, so it might be possible for me to download mine. Gaz, are you listening to me explain all this?
Personality transfer complete. Rebuilding- Hey! Who are you?
I'm Dib.
No, you're not. I'm Dib. I feel funny. What's happened to me?
HANDS OFF MY FOOD, IMPOSTER!
I know. The philosophical implications are quite…philosophical.
But I remember everything. [emerging a screen monitor] I remember being a baby, my first ghost-baby sighting, my first baby-alien encounter, riding an alien elephant baby at Dad's genetic mutation fair.
Your memories are really of me doing all of those things! You have a copy of my magnificent brain inside you!
[as Zim analyzes him with his scanning device] I spotted your fake Dib-double, Zim! You already tried that once before and it won't work this time either!
Hey! That's an Irken power signature inside of you! You're Tak's ship!
What are you talking about?! I'M DIB! I'M DIB!
How did you get out here? Wait… You shut my alarm off, didn't you?!
I'm sorry, Dib. I tricked you and escaped. I thought I was the real Dib, but, I was confused. Would you like to get inside and I can take you to school… pal?
My empire of doom begins NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!
And what do you want little boy or girl?
I wants me a barrel of floss, I wants me two balls of glue...to be my friends! And I wants to go dancin' naked! And I wants...
[Time passes; Santa looks extremely annoyed]
...and a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese, and a...
Ugh! No more! Get this kid away from me!
Oh, that's Mini-Moose, my other sidekick. Yep, been with me the whole time.
Oh, boy! I asked Santa for twelve cases of Uranium 238. Yay!
[Prof. Membrane opens a present. Tube socks shoot out from the present and fill the room]
Nooo! Santa has let me down! I will turn my back on him and devote a portion of my life to destroying Santa! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[singing] Bow down, bow down, before the power of Santa or be crushed, be crushed, by... his jolly boots of doom!
[singing] We wish you a merry jingly, we wish you a merry jingly, we wish youuuuuuo!!
Minimoose!
[squeaks]
How much have we collected?
[squeaks and shows donation box with a few coins, a sandwich, and a heart]
[smells sandwich] Tunnna? Tuna is worth NOTHIIIING!!
Kid: I don't get it! Why does he want to take over the Earth so badly? What does he have to gain, or to lose? And the mechanizations of this malfunctioning Santa suit completely elude me! Snowman: *Stares at the kid, then picks him up by the head and places him under the bed* As I was saying...
My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My-- M-m-my Tallest! My Ta-a-alli-i-ist! Hey! Hey! Hey, over here, my Tallest! My Tallest? My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! My Tallest, my Tallest, my Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Ta-a-a-alleeeest! My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest? Hey! My TALLEEEEEEST! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TA-A-A-A-A-ALLE-E-E-E-E-EST!!! Hey! Hey! My Tallest? Uh, hey! My Tall--? HEY, MY TALLEST! IT'S ME! LOOK AT ME! MY TALLEST? MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST?
... I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours now, Zim! THREE HOURS!!! So... what is it?
I just noticed that you're travelling closer to the Earth than EVER before!
How do you know that?
Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Hey! That is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.
[chuckles] Yes, I sure am.
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