RoboDad quotes from Invader Zim

RoboDad

[breaking the door open and sticks his head through] Come on, son! Let's go PLAY in the TOILET!

Zim

[walking up to his RoboParents with the Slunchy family; to Billy] So, what's going on?

[disgruntled with his mother] My mom won't shut up about me! It's really embarrassing.

At least she's not showing the pictures.

Ooh, and you just gotta see these pictures. [pulls a bunch of pictures from her wallet] Now here's Billy crying when he was kicked off the soccer team for crying too much. [giggles, making Billy cry]

Grass stains sure are tough to get out of those soccer uniforms.

RoboDad

Sports aren't everything. I'm sure your boy will find... something he's good at.

That's true. Hey! [turns around and holds out a plate of cookies Mrs. Slunchy made] Try one of these cookies! My wife made them!

RoboDad

Thanks, Ted! (Don't mind if I do.) [takes a cookie and eats it, but he then clutches his stomach in pain]

Oh, no. Honey, is it…

RoboDad

Yup! Diarrhea…!

I have just the thing for that! [splashes a cup of punch into RoboDad's face, and he wheels backwards into a wall; turns to Mrs. Slunchy] Who does your hair? [starts poking her in the face so hard, leaving marks]

Zim

Mom, I think we should go home now!

[stops poking Mrs. Slunchy and turns to him] Don't tell me what to do, young man. You go to your room! [picks Zim up and drops him in a bowl of punch, then wheels away]

RoboDad

That's bad manners, son! I guess we haven't taught you well enough! We don't spend enough quality time together. [hugs Zim's head; grunts] TIME TO LEARN YOU A LESSON! [grabs Zim by the head and lifts him up, striking a pose]

Awww... I'm gonna get the camera!