[walking up to his RoboParents with the Slunchy family; to Billy] So, what's going on?
[disgruntled with his mother] My mom won't shut up about me! It's really embarrassing.
At least she's not showing the pictures.
Ooh, and you just gotta see these pictures. [pulls a bunch of pictures from her wallet] Now here's Billy crying when he was kicked off the soccer team for crying too much. [giggles, making Billy cry]
Grass stains sure are tough to get out of those soccer uniforms.
Sports aren't everything. I'm sure your boy will find... something he's good at.
That's true. Hey! [turns around and holds out a plate of cookies Mrs. Slunchy made] Try one of these cookies! My wife made them!
Thanks, Ted! (Don't mind if I do.) [takes a cookie and eats it, but he then clutches his stomach in pain]
Oh, no. Honey, is it…
Yup! Diarrhea…!
I have just the thing for that! [splashes a cup of punch into RoboDad's face, and he wheels backwards into a wall; turns to Mrs. Slunchy] Who does your hair? [starts poking her in the face so hard, leaving marks]
[Mrs. Slunchy starts screaming and the crowd watches as Zim looks shocked]
Mom, I think we should go home now!
[stops poking Mrs. Slunchy and turns to him] Don't tell me what to do, young man. You go to your room! [picks Zim up and drops him in a bowl of punch, then wheels away]
[Zim hops out of the bowl in annoyance, then Dib splashes a cup of punch on him, and hides it behind his back, acting innocently as Gaz snickers]
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