Almighty Tallest Purple quotes from Invader Zim

Zim

My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My-- M-m-my Tallest! My Ta-a-alli-i-ist! Hey! Hey! Hey, over here, my Tallest! My Tallest? My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! My Tallest, my Tallest, my Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Ta-a-a-alleeeest! My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest? Hey! My TALLEEEEEEST! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TA-A-A-A-A-ALLE-E-E-E-E-EST!!! Hey! Hey! My Tallest? Uh, hey! My Tall--? HEY, MY TALLEST! IT'S ME! LOOK AT ME! MY TALLEST? MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST?

... I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours now, Zim! THREE HOURS!!! So... what is it?

Zim

I just noticed that you're travelling closer to the Earth than EVER before!

Tallest Purple

How do you know that?

Zim

Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...

Tallest Purple

Hey! That is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

Zim

[chuckles] Yes, I sure am.

Identify yourself.

[disguised deep voice] We are the Resisty! And we have come to-

Tallest Purple

Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you say the Resisty?

Yes the Resisty! And we have come to-

Tallest Purple

That's a stupid name.

[regular voice] See! I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to yours?

I don't know.

Zim

My Tallest! My Tallest, hey, my Talleeeeest! My Tallest! My, my, my my Tallest! My Taaaaallest! Hey! Hey! Hey over here, my Tallest! My Tallest? My TallEST! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest, my Tallest, my Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Tallest! My Tallest! My TaaaaaallEST! My Tallest. My TALLest! Hey! MAH TALLEEEEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! My TaaAAALLest! Hey! Hey! My Tallest? Uh, hi! My Tall! Hey my Tallest! It's me! Look at me! My Tallest? My Tallest! My Tallest?

I was curious to see when you would shut up on your own. But it's been THREE hours now, Zim! THREE HOURS! So... what is it?

Zim

I just noticed that you're traveling closer to the Earth than EVER before!

Tallest Purple

How do you know that?

Zim

Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...

Tallest Purple

Hey! That is creepy. You're creepy, Zim.

Zim

Heh heh. Yes, I sure am. Anyhow, since you're so nearby, you can see me initiate my newest, most DIABOLICAL PLAN TO DESTROY THE HUMANS! I made sandwiches!

Uh, look, Zim, err... maybe we'll stop by on our way back from... wherever we're going.

Zim

But--

Sorry, Zim! Uh, we're being... attacked! [pushes Almighty Tallest Purple] By an enemy vessel! Ooh! Oohh! Gotta go! Gotta go! [signals one of the crew mates to cut the transmission. The transmission with Zim is cut and Almighty Tallest Purple gets back up.] "Enemy vessel" - ha! As though anyone would dare go up against the Massive.

Tallest Purple

Yeah, that is pretty funny. [pointing aside] HEY, SOMEONE'S MAKING DONUTS! [he and Tallest Red both cheer]

Tallest Purple

That's a Vort ship! I didn't think there were any of those left! Call them and tell them we're gonna blow 'em up! Hah!

They're hailing us! They're hailing us! Oh, quick! We need a name! We can't form a resistance and not have a name!

How 'bout the pirate monkeys! It's a awesome name.

Hmmm... No. We need something scary! Something to strike fear into all who hear of the resistance!

I got it! I got it!

Identify yourselves.

[disguised deep voice] We are the Resisty! And we have come to-

Tallest Purple

Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you say the Resisty?

Yes, yes the Resisty! Anyhow, we have come to-

Tallest Purple

That's a stupid name.

[regular voice] See! I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to yours?

I don't know.

GIR

...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!

Dib

Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Tallest Purple

Who's that large-headed kid?

I don't know, but his head is large.

Dib

[clears throat] Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your planet's coordinates!