Loretta Stinson quotes from How I Met Your Mother

Loretta Stinson

You won the battle, but I'll win the war.

Robin

Game on, bitch!

Robin

Okay, scrambled eggs. Here we go, where is the egg opener? [Barney and Lily shake heads] Never mind I'll prescramble them. [shakes eggs as Barney and Lily are still shaking heads] OK, fine Loretta. You know what, you win. I don't know how to cook egg.

Loretta Stinson

If you don't even know how to make scrambled eggs, I just worry what kind of breakfast you're gonna be serving my grandchildren.

Robin

[choking up] Oh, well, lucky you, because that is one thing you will never have to worry about. [leaves]

Barney

Mom, Robin can't have kids.

Barney

Get your damn hands off my mom!

Get your damn hands on my mom!

One on, one off.

Barney

The hell is going on here?

Loretta Stinson

After you boys tracked him down a few years back, we got in touch, we became friends again, started hanging out...

And then one day, she went from being Loretta to being... Lo-retta.