Leg hurts. Would you mind getting me a coffee?
RDr. Riggin
How does coffee help your leg?
It will prevent me from walking to get the coffee.
RRiggin
Right.
S7 E21The Fix
S7 E22After Hours
You killed your own brother?
Yes. It was awful and devastating, but it wasn't murder. He was sick and he wanted to die, and I promised I would help. Now please stop pacing and help me find this thing.
Have you talked to anybody about it? I mean, are you okay?
No, I may have an aortic arch aneurysm. Oh, wait, that's her. Either help me or leave.
[Rachel is watching an adult pirate cartoon]
What are you watching?
TV, you bloody scallywag. [Cuddy turns off the TV] [whining] Mo-om!
There are no cars coming. Just go.
The light is red, ye bloody scallywag.
Stop with the pirate talk.
If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, better get your ma to move this ship, you mangy bilge rat.
Of course... you showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a three-year-old watch that?
If you want to lecture me on my poor judgment, there seems to be more relevant examples.
[House wakes up from surgery]
What are you doing here?
You hoping for someone else?
Hot nurse, candy striper… Someone who doesn't speak English. Someone who doesn't speak judgmental.
You're an ass.
What, for trying to walk on a freshly mangled leg? Performing surgery on myself? For thinking I could solve my emotional problems with rat medicine? If you're gonna nag, at least have the decency to be specific.
S7 E23Moving On
You stood me up.
Sorry. Should have scheduled my patient's internal bleeding for Thursday.
You want us to waste a bed on her?
You took an oath… an oath to be cool. At least that was the one I mumbled under my breath while everyone else was doing the boring one.
You're forging my name on prescriptions again.
No. What you just said implies that I stopped at some point.
You think I have unresolved issues and you are the unresolved issues.
Yes. But it's... I think it's more than that. It's your life, your choices.
I did it to fix my life. No, wait, no, I did it because I'm a deeply unhappy person. No, no, I did it to get sympathy from you. I did it to piss you off. I did it because I'm not over you, or I was over you, and I was moving on. I did it because I want to know what it's like not to be in pain. I did it because I want to feel more pain. Whatever the reason, it was a bad reason and a bad idea. That's all that matters. Good lunch.
House… talk to me!
I already did.
[gets in front of House, trying to stop him] No, you just parroted back what Wilson and I've been saying to you the last few days.
Get out of my way.
No. [She looks down and touches his leg.] Oh, you pulled a stitch. House, please just talk to me.
[Cuddy takes House's arms, trying to turn him to face her and House pushes Cuddy against a wall and they are staring face to face]
[loudly] You want to know how I feel? [two deep breaths then, quietly] I feel hurt.
[Cuddy takes House's hands from her upper arms and holds them.]
I know. I'm sorry. [Cuddy's final line]
It's not your fault. [pulls his hands free and walks off.]
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