There are no cars coming. Just go.
The light is red, ye bloody scallywag.
Stop with the pirate talk.
If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, better get your ma to move this ship, you mangy bilge rat.
Of course... you showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a three-year-old watch that?
If you want to lecture me on my poor judgment, there seems to be more relevant examples.
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