I guess you've never heard the expression, "gas chromatography machines don't lie."
WWilliam
Neither does Miles. He's the best knight I've ever known. It's why he was chosen king.
Miles is a jealous idiot. And you're just an idiot.
S6 E18Knight Fall
S6 E19Open and Shut
So we flirt, it's fun.
It's dangerous. That woman would totally do you.
You think? Nothing is going to happen.
All I'm saying is if you want to be on a diet, you might want to stop hanging out by the dessert cart.
Not that I could ever do it. I was jealous of House, and Cameron never touched him.
Not counting the emotional fondling.
So the only time you're not interested in my marriage is after you blow it up?
You were the moron who took marital advice from Tila Tequila.
A woman who likes sex must be sick?
Just because everybody in this room wishes that all women were horny all the time, doesn't make it so.
Seriously? Our patient's dying and we can't move past my sex life?
Seriously, you think it'd kill her if we spent 15 seconds mocking you?
S6 E20The Choice
I woke up in the wrong bed this morning.
NJNurse Jeffrey
Any bed you're in is the wrong one.
That's not what your mama said. Oh! Snap.
NJNurse Jeffrey
I'll be going now. To Human Resources.
I'm gonna check out this new lesbian bar tonight.
Your life is awesome.
Yeah, it sucks what he's doing to her too. But it's hardly the same. To be faithful to his wife, our patient has to deny his identity. Taub just needs to...
Resist his biological imperative.
It is easier to say no to dessert than to pretend you don't eat.
Says someone who's obviously never been on a diet.
If history is written by the victor, how do we find out what really happened?
Talk to the loser.
I just want us to be friends.
Funny. That's the last thing I want us to be.
S6 E21Baggage
You're late.
You're fat.
I'm not stressed... beyond the stress induced by you telling me how stressed I am.
Patients are boring, as people. This one, I'm sure, was no exception. But her situation was interesting. Besides I was still avoiding Wilson. No better way to avoid than leaving the hospital.
Aren't therapists supposed to be nurturing?
Nowhere... is that in the manual.
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