We see people with disabilities all the time, but seeing and understanding are not the same.
Are you talking to me, or writing a Facebook post?
S8 E14Love is Blind
S8 E15Blowing the Whistle
What's the opposite of "thank you"? I'm pretty sure it ends in "you."
House?
Shhhh. I'm with a patient.
[Wilson turns on the lights to see the patient House is with passed out]
Sleep study.
You drugged him?
I didn't say the study was voluntary.
BBrant
Who are you?
Well, considering the only people allowed in this room are your doctors and your family... I'm your long-lost cousin Ralph. So glad to finally meet you.
I've been avoiding you because you're an ass.
I've been an ass my whole life. I can't get rid of you.
You can get rid me of now. Just turn and limp away.
Huh. Your whiny righteousness has the stench of sincerity.
You want to reject our current diagnosis because he... he had a few grey hairs, panicked and shaved his head?
I'm gonna reject your current diagnosis because I think we're wrong and treating for wrong diagnoses can result in side effects like death.
S8 E16Gut Check
I've known a lot of bullies. People who didn't like me because I'm short. People who didn't like me because I'm Jewish.
I get it. There's a long list of reasons not to like you.
Every little girl wants a pony till they have to clean up after it.
You think I'm going to quit on this? On an 11-year-old?
The only relationship you haven't quit on has been me.
Hmm. A needy, truculent narcissist. I think it's been perfect training for parenthood.
The sound of a needy child is stirring your paternal juices.
The sound of a needy child at 112 decibels has stirred my inner murderer. Don't mess with me.
Aside from the crying, he's actually recovering nicely.
Aside from the guy in the book depository, the Kennedys had a lovely trip to Dallas.
Fighting's the best part of hockey. Without it you'd have the ice capades.
Fighting has nothing to do with hockey. It's like the cheerleaders at a basketball game.
Cheerleading's the best part of basketball. Without it, you've got... basketball.
S8 E17We Need the Eggs
Sex? At work? I'm not a savage.
Sex is a given. They're hookers. To get the gig, a call girl - sorry, 'call woman' - needs a combination of skills that I find useful/entertaining for the remaining 57 minutes of the hour I paid for.
Mazal tov, Great relationships often start with snap decisions aimed at proving me wrong.
So let me get this straight, I'm being dumped by a hooker who's worried about my feelings?
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