TV show quotes
[House throws a wrapped bagel on the counter.]
$2.32.
Put it on Dr. Wilson's tab.
I don't know who Dr. Wilson is, and we don't have tabs.
[bends down closer to her] Do you know who I am?
No.
Good. [walks away]
I've got it under control.
That's what you said about the Dibala incident. And obviously you didn't.
And talking about it obviously made things so much better.
Speaking of House... why did you come back? You must've taken a major paycut.
Life's too short to worry about money.
Your wife feel the same way?
She's happy to cut back on some things — like... sex.
I trust you had a wonderful Thanksgiving?
I don't remember. So I guess, I did.
[Chase is not participating in the diagnosis] Give me something or I'll get your ex-smarter half on the phone and ask her!
House.......... [gets up and punches House in the face]
Where's House?
Performing his ritual hiding-from-Cuddy-to-avoid-getting-a-new-case dance. It's sort of a jazz-fusion kind of thing.
He's probably eating lunch in the morgue.
Religion just killed another person.
I'm not here for an argument, House!
No. Right. That's room 12A.
Disappointment is anger for wimps.
You can't change a table.
Actually you can. You just need a coat of paint and the guts to use it.
I need the drugs
We're in textiles.
[yelling] I need the drugs! [Eddie looks at him blankly] Hmmm. Works for Jack Bauer.
An adult wants to get wasted, why is it anybody's business what substance they use?
Because some of those substances are against the law.
So your problem isn't that it's immoral. Your problem is that it's illegal. I got the same problem.
That receiver doesn't respond to manual stimulation. Maybe if you took off your shirt.
Actually, I resorted to something more exotic. I call it reading the instructions. Turns out if you screw the antennae into the wrong sockets, it doesn't actually work.
Knowing this guy's an undercover cop doesn't get us any closer to curing him.
Good point. You know what they say. Information is not power. Wait...
Guy's a hero. He's risking his life to put these dealers in jail.
I'm sure the dealers who take their places will be very grateful.
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