Maddy quotes from House

Maddy

I'm 4'1". That's 1.5 canes in metric.

Dr. House

You don't look a day over 4 feet. I saw in the file that her Dad was normal-sized.

Maddy

It's "average-sized".

Dr. House

Compared to you, I'm sure it was huge. So did he have a fetish, or did he just fall in love with your long-legged soul?

Maddy

He grew up in the circus. Said I reminded him of home. Seems like you're the one with the fetish.

Dr. House

I'm certainly curious about the logistics. Did you stand on a table?

Dr. Cameron

House!

Maddy

Pretty much he'd lay flat, and spin me.

Dr. House

She also hates Jews.

Maddy

I've dealt with worse. Being different, you get used to people's idiocy. Still beats the hell out of actually being an idiot. [off House's look] What?

Dr. House

Care to go for a spin?

Maddy

Are you high?

Dr. House

Higher than you.