DMDet. Michael Tritter
Merry Christmas.
And a Happy "Go to Hell".
“Merry Little Christmas” · Season 3, Episode 10
In this episode: Gregory House (6), Maddy (3), Allison Cameron (2)
[walking into an examining room, where Dr. Cuddy is with two dwarves]
Woah, sorry. Just need her for a tiny moment... small favor.
What are you gonna do?
I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual.
[Dr. House is comparing Maddy to his cane]
I'm 4'1". That's 1.5 canes in metric.
You don't look a day over 4 feet. I saw in the file that her Dad was normal-sized.
It's "average-sized".
Compared to you, I'm sure it was huge. So did he have a fetish, or did he just fall in love with your long-legged soul?
He grew up in the circus. Said I reminded him of home. Seems like you're the one with the fetish.
I'm certainly curious about the logistics. Did you stand on a table?
House!
Pretty much he'd lay flat, and spin me.
She also hates Jews.
I've dealt with worse. Being different, you get used to people's idiocy. Still beats the hell out of actually being an idiot. [off House's look] What?
Care to go for a spin?
Are you high?
Higher than you.
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