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S3 E10

House · Season 3, Episode 10

Maddy, Dr. House and others in “Merry Little Christmas”

[Dr. House is comparing Maddy to his cane]

I'm 4'1". That's 1.5 canes in metric.

You don't look a day over 4 feet. I saw in the file that her Dad was normal-sized.

It's "average-sized".

Compared to you, I'm sure it was huge. So did he have a fetish, or did he just fall in love with your long-legged soul?

He grew up in the circus. Said I reminded him of home. Seems like you're the one with the fetish.

I'm certainly curious about the logistics. Did you stand on a table?

House!

Pretty much he'd lay flat, and spin me.

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