Mark quotes from House

Dr. House

You know we should do things, throw a ball around or something. Guy stuff.

Mark

We could go for a run together.

Dr. House

OH! It's Oscar Wilde!

Stacy

Wow, this pissing contest is really turning me on.

Dr. House

Here's to women. Can't live with them, can't kill them and tell the neighbors they're stripping in Atlantic City.

Mark

Damn straight. [they chug their beers, trying to finish first]

Dr. House

I'm definitely taller.

Mark

I have more hair.

House

How's your recovery going? Gotten around to the small muscles yet?

Mark

It's not the size of the muscle; it's where you get to put it.

Stacy

My goodness, it's like watching Oscar Wilde and Noel Coward in the third grade.

Mark

What's going on?

Dr. House

It's not what you think. I know it looks like we're cleaning dishes, but actually, we're having sex.