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S1 E22

House · Season 1, Episode 22

Dr. House and Mark in “Honeymoon”

Here's to women. Can't live with them, can't kill them and tell the neighbors they're stripping in Atlantic City.

Damn straight. [they chug their beers, trying to finish first]

I'm definitely taller.

I have more hair.

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