“Honeymoon” · Season 1, Episode 22
In this episode: Gregory House (4), Stacy Warner (2), Mark (2), Eric Foreman (1), Allison Cameron (1)
[Coffee mug in hand, standing next to the whiteboard with one arm draped over it] Foreman! Are you going to contribute, or are you too tired from stealing cars? [Foreman and Chase stare at her] I'm being House. It's funny.
[Deadpan] I know. You made milk come out of my nose.
I’m not over you. You were, you were the one, you always will be. But I can’t be with you.
So I’m the guy, but you want the other guy, who by definition can never be the guy.
What's great about you is that you think you're right, what's frustrating about you is you're right so much of the time.
Straight from the bladder, that's as fresh as it gets.
You know we should do things, throw a ball around or something. Guy stuff.
We could go for a run together.
OH! It's Oscar Wilde!
Wow, this pissing contest is really turning me on.
Here's to women. Can't live with them, can't kill them and tell the neighbors they're stripping in Atlantic City.
Damn straight. [they chug their beers, trying to finish first]
I'm definitely taller.
I have more hair.
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