Dr. Lisa Cuddy quotes from House

Cuddy

No clinic hours for the next quarter.

House

And three parking spots, next to each other, so I can park diagonally. And three pairs of your underwear. I'm thinking of taking up sailing.

Cuddy

Forget it. Treat your patient, don't treat your patient. Come to the meeting, don't come to the meeting. I'm done playing your game.

House

You realize the game is automatically over when the loser loses, right?

Foreman

My theory is that he's only avoiding us because he really wants to avoid you.

Cuddy

Ma nishtana.

Cuddy

You made it through med school without ever attending a seder? It means, "Why is this night different from all other nights?"

Cuddy

What are you watching?

Rachel

TV, you bloody scallywag. [Cuddy turns off the TV] [whining] Mo-om!

House

There are no cars coming. Just go.

Rachel

The light is red, ye bloody scallywag.

Cuddy

Stop with the pirate talk.

House

If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, better get your ma to move this ship, you mangy bilge rat.

Cuddy

Of course... you showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a three-year-old watch that?

House

If you want to lecture me on my poor judgment, there seems to be more relevant examples.

Cuddy

You stood me up.

House

Sorry. Should have scheduled my patient's internal bleeding for Thursday.

House

You think I have unresolved issues and you are the unresolved issues.

Cuddy

Yes. But it's... I think it's more than that. It's your life, your choices.

House

I did it to fix my life. No, wait, no, I did it because I'm a deeply unhappy person. No, no, I did it to get sympathy from you. I did it to piss you off. I did it because I'm not over you, or I was over you, and I was moving on. I did it because I want to know what it's like not to be in pain. I did it because I want to feel more pain. Whatever the reason, it was a bad reason and a bad idea. That's all that matters. Good lunch.

Cuddy

House… talk to me!

House

I already did.

Cuddy

[gets in front of House, trying to stop him] No, you just parroted back what Wilson and I've been saying to you the last few days.

House

Get out of my way.

Cuddy

No. [She looks down and touches his leg.] Oh, you pulled a stitch. House, please just talk to me.

House

[loudly] You want to know how I feel? [two deep breaths then, quietly] I feel hurt.

Cuddy

I know. I'm sorry. [Cuddy's final line]

House

It's not your fault. [pulls his hands free and walks off.]