Hogan's Heroes · Season 1, Episode 2
“Hold That Tiger” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Robert E. Hogan (3), Hans Georg Schultz (2), Colonel Klink (2), Wilhelm Klink (1), Cpl. Peter Newkirk (1), Andrew Carter (1), Cpl. Louis LeBeau (1)
(After Hogan revealing Newkirk in a Gestapo uniform)What a relief, if the Gestapo...Colonel Hogan...what is he doing in a uniform! Colonel Hogan please, oohhh you went to far. I must report this, it would be worth my life if I do not report this.
It's only until tomorrow, then he's gonna take it off again.
Aahhh.
After he steals the tank.
Ohh...
From the Panzer division.
Oohhh...
And brings it here into the barracks.
Oh I see nothing. I was not here. I did not even get up this morning!
Eine, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben...acht...neun...zehn...
Elf is next, eleven, Schultz.
I know how to count.
So do many of the young guards, I think it's how they're taught.
[General Hofstader gets out of his staff car and marches over to Klink.]
What an honor to have you here --
Where is my tank, Klink?
Hasn't it come back yet?
No. Klink, I released a tank to you to put down a riot by prisoners. I see no riot, I see no tank! All I see is a Colonel about to become Corporal!
Please, General -- it will turn up! I have searched the barracks, the surrounding areas, the prisoners--
[sarcastically]: The prisoners? Nobody had it in his pocket?! We are talking about a Tiger tank Klink!! Not a toy dump truck!
(Shaking his head)
Steal a German tank?!
We'll give it back... after we take it apart and make blueprints of it.
Well, how do we get ahold of it?
How do we get it in here?
Where are we going to hide a tank?
Where do we take it apart?
Look, I got the idea of stealing it, right? The rest is detail.
It is impossible to hide a tank! Therefore I suspect you! (in regards to Col. Hogan and his men hiding the Tiger tank)
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