We're gonna build the bridge with a very special feature.
What do you mean by that?
It's going to be the only bridge in the world with a built-in bomb.
“German Bridge is Falling Down” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Wilhelm Klink (4), Robert E. Hogan (3), Hans Georg Schultz (2), Cpl. Peter Newkirk (1)
Bribe me, eh? I will throw them in the cooler for life. Even after the war. Even if we lose!
If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing. You - are - ignorant.
Oh, I can handle that.
I know.
[reading graffiti] "Hess is a mess." "Himmler is a rat fink." "Göring is a fat rat fink." [starts laughing] "Colonel Klink is bucking for rat fink!"
[walks over with Klink to the ammunitions building; the painting has blurred the graffiti very little after being watered] You ordered us the paint the building; we painted it!
Colonel Hogan, this is not what I had in mind. I can still read those insults. Now, you will paint it again, and again, if necessary, until those insulting statements are gone. Now, PAINT IT! [storms away]
[to the Allied POWs] All right, fellas, you heard the Kommandant. Now, let's get it right!
[sometime later, Hogan walks back over with Klink to the ammunitions building; Klink is horrified]
[tantruming] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! [the building is now pink] A pink building on a military establishment? Are you mad?! If you think I wouldn't turn you over to the Gestapo, you are sadly mistaken.
Come on, Colonel. It's about time we got a little color into the war. Everything's so drab.
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