[General Hofstader gets out of his staff car and marches over to Klink.]
Colonel Klink
What an honor to have you here --
General Hofstader
Where is my tank, Klink?
Colonel Klink
Hasn't it come back yet?
General Hofstader
No. Klink, I released a tank to you to put down a riot by prisoners. I see no riot, I see no tank! All I see is a Colonel about to become Corporal!
Colonel Klink
Please, General -- it will turn up! I have searched the barracks, the surrounding areas, the prisoners--
General Hofstader
[sarcastically]: The prisoners? Nobody had it in his pocket?! We are talking about a Tiger tank Klink!! Not a toy dump truck!
Klink
(Shaking his head)
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