[Suzie is seen playing with Baby Oskar]
I was talking to the baby.
Uhh. Suzie, I'm hungry. Make me a sandwich.
I can't right now. I have to give the baby a bath.
What for? It's not going any place.
What? All I want is a sandwich.
As long as the baby's here, he's going to have to come first.
But, Suzie, what about me?
[Later, Oskar is seen playing his saxophone, which causes Baby Oskar to cry openly]
What? I have to practice.
You're not the only person in this house. All you ever think about is yourself.
[Oskar drinks a milk carton, while Baby Oskar begins to cry which causes Oskar to spit out his milk]
Oh, Suzie, it's crying again.
Well, then, pick him up and hold him for a minute.
I'm not gonna pick it up; it smells.
He probably needs a new diaper. Can you just-?
Oh, come on, Suzie. That's disgusting.
There is nothing disgusting about it; it's perfectly natural. And stop calling him "IT". He's not an "IT"; he's a "HE", and his name is Oskar.
That's another thing; it took my name. And now every time you say "OSKAR", I think you're talking to me, but it's always that little brat.
Baby Oskar reaches for Oskar's milk .
[Oskar and Susie are arguing over Oskar's inability to grow up and start acting responsible. He responds with his classic line "I'll do it tomorrow."]
Oh, sure, it’s a good day for you! Tomorrow’s a grand day for you, because tomorrow is the day you get a job! Tomorrow is the day you pay the bills, tomorrow is the day you grow up and start acting responsible, but tomorrow never comes for you, does it, Oskar? Because it’s so conveniently a day away!
Right, it’s always a day away, just like that song the Little Orphan Girl sings.
GS Game Show Host
And from PS. 118, meet Arnold and his family. Phil, Pookie, Ernie, and and Mr. Heeee-yun!
One more comment, Hyunh, and I'll give you a knuckle sandwich, plenty with mustard!
I'll give you both a knuckle sandwich!
That's odd, I don't remember packing any sandwiches.
Yeah! Well, Gramps stepped on my toe!
I did not! This is stepping on your toe! [steps on Ernie's foot]
Not Bluto, Pluto, you moron!
B Brainy
Huhhh... Huhh... Hi.
C Contest Lady
And the winner is Arnold... there seems to be a smudge over the last name.
That must be you, Arnold, on the count that you're the only kid named Arnold in this whole danged school.
[Helga has been sleepwalking, Phoebe following and Helga has just woken up on Arnold's fire escape after confessing everything, although Arnold has only just woken up.]
Doing? What does it look like we're doing, Hair Boy? We're taking a walk.
Taking a walk on my fire escape?
That's right, Football Head. On your fire escape. It's a free country, we can walk wherever we feel like. Right, Phoebe?
This whole thing, it never happened.
[telling his scary story] This here yarn of a horror is about the ever-frighting: Monkeycat. In the dingy laboratory of the despicable Dr. Mischief, there lived an old furry cat. One day, the cat snuck into the cage of a frisky monkey and got himself caught. Dr Mischief watched as the monkey and the cat began to fight, they became entangled together and that's when the evil doctor got his big idea. He cut off the monkey's head and sewed on the cat's body and invented...Monkey-cat!
What's so scary about that?
It's a banana eating milk drinking horror monster, Monkey-cat!
[throws his pillow at Stinky's face] That's not scary, that's stupid.
[sees black cats] That's not exactly the sign I was looking for.
They're probably Grandma's cats. She's…uh…collecting them…
I'm late for school and no one made my lunch.
Oh, yeah, I did, honey, I put it out for you... it's... it's around here somewhere... [opens oven door] ...Oh, here it is!
Moist towelettes, an individual packet of crackers and... a can of shaving cream?
How did that get in there? Uh-oh, uh-oh, that must mean the cheese fizz is in B's medicine cabinet.
[exclaims] How am I supposed to run a beeper empire with my face smelling like hickory smoked cheddar, Miriam?!
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