Principal Wartz, I'm Dr. Bliss.
Principal Wartz Oh, Dr. Bliss, I'm Principal Wartz. Welcome to P.S. 118.
Thank you.
[nervously] What do you mean by that?
Nothing.
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What are you looking at?
Ohayoo gozaimasu, Helga.
No Japanese today, Phoebe, I have a headache.
Oh, okay. English!
Hey, who's the skirt?
So I hit him, so what?
Miss Pataki, I don't need to remind you that striking another student is violating the school code.
Brainy? He doesn't mind, I do it all the time. What? You would sock him too if he was standing behind you breathing.
We didn't have therapy when I was a kid.
That's obvious Bob.
So, are you a real doctor? I mean, if I suddenly had a heart attack, would you be able to save me?
Well, there is a heart clinic upstairs, so this would actually be a very good place for you to have a heart attack.
How about we try a little word association? Now, I'm going to read off this list of words, and I want you to say the next word that comes to mind.
[to herself] Steady girl, you can do it. Do not say Arnold.
Love.
Hate.
Rocket.
Locket... pocket... Davey Crocket!
Football.
Head... ha... did I say head? I mean game. Football game.
Monday.
...Night Football. falls out of chair ...enough word association.
Good idea.
Hey, who's taking me to preschool?
Yeah, in a minute, Olga.
No, I’m Helga, Dad, Helga.
Hi, nice bow.
Huh?
I like your bow 'cause it’s pink like your pants.
I love you, Arnold, and I wanna marry you.
I love Arnold! There, I said it! I love him! I love him! Arnold! Arnold! Arnold! I'm absitively posolutly in love with the boy! I want to grow up having a fabulous life, traveling around the world with him! Coffee in Paris, roses sailboats, the whole nine yards, I want to have a perfume named after us "Arnold Helga!" I Love ARNOLD!
I guess I'm pretty sick, aren't I? I mean, I once made a likeness of Arnold's head out of wads of his used gum.
You're not sick. You feel your feelings very strongly. You're very creative. [Pauses] Did you say used gum?
So it's okay to be obsessed about him? You know, the shrines, the 3 AM vigils, the chanted spells?
As long as you're not hurting anyone it sounds like an okay way to express yourself.
So animal sacrifices are out?
Yes, I'm afraid so.
If you ever tell anyone, I'll rip your tongue out and wrap it around your neck!
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