Grandpa Phil quotes from Hey Arnold!

Grandpa Phil

Uh-oh. I sense another one of your oh-so-painfully illuminating boyhood problems. Fess up, Arnold.

It's just that Parents' Tournament Weekend is for kids and their parents, and you and Grandma are great and everything, but you're not actually my parents. I-I don't know if we belong there.

[sympathetically] Oh, Arnold.

Anyway, I think I'm too full for dessert. [leaves] Good night.

Eh, I was thinking maybe we can go back to the Parents' Tournament.

Grandpa Phil

Really? But I thought you said it was just for kids with actual parents.

Yeah. But for me, that means you and Grandma.

My knees are weak.

Grandpa Phil

My knees are fake.

Phil

[reading journal] It was the hottest night the jungle could get when we... whoops, time for bed, Short Man!

But Grandpa, it's only six o'clock.

Phil

Well, go order us some dinner then. [Arnold leaves, and Phil tears the page he was reading out and puts it in his pocket] Whoo, that was close.