Curly quotes from Hey Arnold!

Rhonda

Okay, Curly, I admit it. I'm your secret admirer. And the truth is, no matter how hard I try and fight it, [reading off her hand] I'm really, really wild about you. In fact, I've fallen crazy in love. So what do you say? How does that make you feel?

Curly

[dips Rhonda] Give Daddy some sugar. [Kisses Rhonda]

Curly

Oh, you pretty princess. Your mink is so soft, so inviting...

Rhonda

Ugh, get away from me, you freak!

Curly

Tonight's our night, Rhonda. I can feel it in the air!

Rhonda

Listen, you slimy piece of ick. I don't like you! So stop touching my coat with your grimy hands!

Curly

I just want to be closer to you, Rhonda. I want to be your boyfriend.

Rhonda

Boyfriend? I will never, ever have anything to do with you, Curly, ever!

Curly

Here's the deal: Curly cleans the fur, and you, Rhonda, all you have to do is pretend to be Curly's girlfriend for a week.

Rhonda

Gross! No way, absolutely not!

Curly

You want a clean fur, don't you? It's either Curly, or facing your parents with a red-stained coat.

Rhonda

What do I have to do?

Curly

After you get the clean mink to your parents, you put on a good show at school that you're my girl, til' 3:00. on Friday.

Rhonda

9:00.

Curly

2:00.

Rhonda

10:00.

Curly

12 noon.

Rhonda

Deal. [They shake hands] 12 noon, I get to dump you?

Curly

Sure, Friday at noon. That is, if you haven't fallen completely in love with me by then.

Rhonda

As if.

Curly

So let's review. When I say "Rhonda, my love", you say "Yes, Cutie Pie". And when I do this...[rubs his hair]

Rhonda

I know. I say "You and me, baby, you and me forever."

Curly

Good, good. And throw in a lot of "you sweet thing" and "how can I deny our love" and "Curly, I'm so lucky to be your girl".

Rhonda

[Groans] My life is over.

Curly

Come on, Sweetie. You'll see by the end of the week that I'll grow on you, and you'll want to be my girlfriend.

Curly

I have a special present for you that I want you to wear.

Rhonda

There is no way I'm wearing that shirt. [Next frame, Rhonda is wearing a shirt which has "Curly's Girl" written on it] I can't believe I'm wearing this shirt.

Curly

So how about giving me a lock of your hair to keep under my pillow?

Rhonda

Ugh, that is unbelievably GROSS!

Curly

Is it? Or does it thrill you?

Rhonda

Stop! You're crazy! Get away from me!

[to Curly, dressed as a dead bride] I can't believe you'd pull such a dirty trick!

I can't believe how nice you look in that dress!

Curly

OK, it was a dirty trick, I admit it. But I wanted to tell the story! Why should Gerald always get to tell the stories? IT'S NOT FAIR!

I say we lock him in the crypt and leave him here!