Brooke and Rhonda in “Unfinished Business”

Rhonda, just accept it. You can't have contacts yet.

Rhonda

But, Mom?

But we can't both be upset at the same time! Hello, this is Brooke calling for Buckley, it's a family emergency. They're crooked, why are all these frames crooked? every single 1?

Rhonda

Mother, what if my ears are crooked?

Oh, bite your tongue, you wretched girl, Buckley dear, we got some truly dreadful news today, I'm still really, our perfect little Rhonda needs glasses. Take them off, Rhonda, you're upsetting me.

Rhonda

I wanna talk to Daddy. [in tears] I hate my life, Daddy, why does everything happen to me? I'm so unlucky!