Gerald quotes from Hey Arnold!

Gerald

Man, Arnold, I can't believe it! Your last day of detention, and you are completely innocent. If you finish off the day and don't snitch on those other guys, this is gonna go on your Permanent Record.

It's just something I've gotta do.

[telling his scary story] This here yarn of a horror is about the ever-frighting: Monkeycat. In the dingy laboratory of the despicable Dr. Mischief, there lived an old furry cat. One day, the cat snuck into the cage of a frisky monkey and got himself caught. Dr Mischief watched as the monkey and the cat began to fight, they became entangled together and that's when the evil doctor got his big idea. He cut off the monkey's head and sewed on the cat's body and invented...Monkey-cat!

Gerald

Monkey-cat?

Monkey-cat!

Gerald

What's so scary about that?

It's a banana eating milk drinking horror monster, Monkey-cat!

Harold

[throws his pillow at Stinky's face] That's not scary, that's stupid.

Gerald

[sees black cats] That's not exactly the sign I was looking for.

They're probably Grandma's cats. She's…uh…collecting them…

Gerald

Collecting them?

Don't ask.

Gerald

Arnold, are you thinking what I think you're thinking?

I don't know. What do you think I'm thinking?

[to Arnold] You're the nicest boy ever!

Gerald

[imitating] Arnold, you're the nicest boy ever! See you tomorrow, Romeo!

Where are you going?

Gerald

Nowhere.

What are you doing there?

Gerald

Nothing.

Can I come?

Gerald

No!

Gerald

We're going somewhere to do something.

But you just said you're going nowhere to do nothing!

Hey, you guys, where're you going?

Gerald

Nowhere.

Can I come?

Gerald

No.

But you always say that! You never let me come along!

Gerald, why don't we let her come along?

I like you, Sid. You're the nicest boy ever.

You tore my shirt!

Gerald

Your shirt? That's my shirt!

Either way, you're dead!