France quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

France

No it’s not. Can’t you see? It is a calendar!

France

Just sign it!

France

I said sign it!!

France

Look, I don’t want to be part of this either, but we don’t have much of a choice! Come on… blame the Suez Canal; that thing has put me close to bankruptcy! If I don’t get married to you right away, I overheard my boss saying that he would kill me! That would suck!!

France

You brute! Dammit! Don’t you even care if I die?! Please, I’m begging you! You have to listen! I can become Britain’s quaint little French village if you want me to...! Come on; help me!!

France

Oh hon… oh honhonhon…

France

Oh honhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon…

France

I knew it...!!

France

Je vais!

France

Monsieur? It’s not too salty for you, is it? Would you like ketchup?

France

Ahuahaha…

France

…meeting!

France

That’s Busby’s chair…!

France

Hey, see this? It says here Russia broke his back jumping from a plane without a parachute.

France

Because. I like to mess with your needlework.