France quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

France

Hey there, Greece…! What’s up with the digging? Pirate booty?

France

Ah… wow; as fascinating as that must be to you—

France

Euh…

France

What an incredible event!! I wish I could have seen it!!! I have an idea!! Let’s start having the Olympics again!!!

France

Quoi… oh, Britain! You need to get into the spirit of things! This is the Olympics! You’re still so stuck in your Victorian heritage…

France

Take off your silly clothes. Or I’ll have to take them off for you!

France

Oh honhon! Looks like Big Ben is a Small Sam today! Uh…

France

I am just trying to recreate the spirit of ancient Greece…!

France

That’s right! Rather than being so focused on outward appearances you should be plumbing the pipes of this young boy’s heart!

France

Starting today, you’re my servant!

France

Oh honhonhonhonhonhonhonhon! Oh honhonhonhonhon

France

Hang in there…

France

Their friendship makes absolutely no sense, old friend.

France

Hello, Britain! You are looking as ugly and short as ever. Tell me, how long do you plan on being the Plain Jane of the world? Oh honhonhonhon!

France

You are also very stupid; everyone who is anyone wears their hair long! All the ladies love it! The men too! You cannot resist this hair!