Japan quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Japan

The son of Mr. Yoshida—he’s a bento shop owner—made Axis themed lunches for us. Would you like one? He actually made them specifically with our three countries in mind. Mine has rice with a pickled plum on top!

Japan

Yours is pasta with a lovely stewed tomato sauce. For dessert, some zuccotto.

Japan

I’m cooking potatoes in broth along with fresh mountain vegetable.

Japan

What?? You want me to make British food? But it is so bland!

Japan

What kind of fool want food from Britain when they could have something delicious I make. I can make better stew than Britain! I have the finest palette in the world! I am not certain how to make, but it will be better than anything from that tasteless island! Let me see, I will need beef, potato, a carrot… what else… a noodle! Soy sauce to make brown… wait, this doesn’t look right!!

Japan

I apologize if it is not correct.

Japan

Everyone is here; let us start!

Japan

I have compulsive need to take picture of everything.

Japan

Ah…achoo!

Japan

Wow, this guy France is totally super--ah...!!

Japan

It’s not another scary movie, is it…?

Japan

It’s amazing! They said you had discovered ruins, but I had no idea…!

Japan

Ah… is this not ancient remnants of your mother’s city?

Japan

Yes, I know. Even I am familiar with this great man. His wife was extremely insane.

Japan

You need to seek professional help.