Japan quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Japan

何… (Nani) Your strange western ways are confusing…

Japan

Please… stop touching me…

Japan

Yes sir! I respond Japanese way! Be unclear! Say one thing, but mean something else completely opposite! Like, “I’ll think about it!” Lie to them!

Japan

こんにちは. (Kon’nichiwa) It’s nice to meet you, China where the sun sets. My name is Japan. I am from where the sun rises.

Japan

はい, (Hai) I agree.

Japan

So it was proven true that Italian tank advance sixty mile a week! But are somehow able to retreat at sixty mile a day when they see the British coming.

Japan

Mr. Germany, I will buy your beer if we can swallow our pride, and simply ask Mr. China to allow us to go with him next time he leave to procure food!

Japan

Which is what?

Japan

So Britain… perhaps you should take a bath and go get some rest.

Japan

So Britain… you were in the bath quite a long time…

Japan

Ok… goodnight, then…I live alone… who on Earth is he talking about?!

Japan

Ah…! So Britain is insane…! How many times do I have to tell him I live alone…

Japan

Ah… well, I’m free!

Japan

I sense this is going to be very uncomfortable…

Japan

Oh, good. You’re here. I thought I lost you! Tell us all about Christmas in Britain.