Mochi-America quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Check it out, yo! How kickass is my new fighter plane of doom? Dude! It blowin’ your mind yet or what?

Hey, thanks man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy hell out of you, so I’m glad you think it’s top!

It sure was!

He always gets like this when he starts drinking-

Dude, calm down!

It’s Germany’s secret military journal!

Dude, you’re out of control; how many people do you know?

Britain totally got a star stuck in his head! That’s badass! Hahaha!

Stupid winter. I’m gonna boycott you until you go away.I love Hawaii

If the enemy came in and effed up Lady Liberty, that would suck!

That’ll be hysterical! Hey, Russia, dude! Think you could make me 25 cm condoms?

This comes straight from my boss, so you better get on it! Thanks, dude!

Ha… ah… that’s strange; the box they sent us is labeled extra small!

Dude, why are you taking a picture of a cake!

Hm? Sup, Canadia?