Mochi-America quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

France gives up without a struggle!

And for Russia, just keep sending us your cannon fodder! You’ll draw the guns away! From me!

Good question! I’ll do what I always do best! And that means: I’m the hero!!

Old Japan! Let’s find out where that is!

It’s not on the map!

Hey, Britain! Can I talk to you for a second?

Oh, no. That’s alright. It’s just a little shit cleaning; I can handle it. I need to see for myself what I should get rid of.

Thanks! That’d be cool!

Nn… I’ll never wear this again… I should throw it out too… Boy! Going through all this old stuff sure could get me depressed…! Isn’t there anything worth saving? Hm… here’s something good! It’s old, but this thing saved my butt! I’ll keep this… ah… That scratch… Nn… that one time… it has to be…

Hahahaha! Listen to me and my total hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!

Great, we caught 'em all!

Hahahahahaha! Yeah, so we were interrupted by a dude/chick singing, but we’re not gonna fail this time! China! I choose you!

Dudes! It’s time to put a fork in this meeting, ‘cause it’s done! Everything discussed here is top secret. So please make sure that nothing we’ve talked about is leaked to anybody on the outside! Got it?

Hey, Britain! All I want is my freedom! I’m no longer a child! Nor your little brother! From now on, consider me... independent!!

You know why...