Mochi-America quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

…..hahaha! Of course it is, dude! Now why’d you really come here? (Chainsaw~)

Rumor has it that you were mortally wounded; is that true!? I blame Germany!!

See? I told you he’d wake up if we did that!

Yup… you sure did… hehe…

Hahaha! I saved you from a life of ridicule!

Sup dudes; I’m America! I came here to teach my new friend a game! For reals, y’all, Japan and I are homies!

Japan… do you wanna watch a video with me? It’s really short…!

So freaking scary! There’s no way I’m watching it alone!

Your grandma sounds hot!

Hey, Britain dude! You have to see this new plane I just built! Hm? What’s wrong with the jerky limey’s face?

No way! Dude, he’s sick?! I’ve got the cure for what ails you, my man! What the hell… why isn’t it working?

Yeah, on that note… um, what’s a cold?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Th-That's incredible! Where'd you find it?!

Hm? Woah! No matter how you look at it, that's a UFO. This is one of this century's huge discoveries! Aliens really do exist!