Mochi-Italy quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Ask him! He’s been over there this whole time!

Hey Germany, check it cool! This is my big brother Romano! Isn’t he sheezy?

I’m the north of the country, and he’s the southern part! Since we’ve always been governed separately, he had to spend more time with our big brother Spain, so he’s become kind of a dick! Right? Now say hi to my friend!

Oh boy, it's hug time..

Germany, Germany, a stranger said he would take me to a tasty dinner so I went to go get the pasta, but it turned out he only had hamburgers the whole time!

Please, but, but, oh.

No need, I'll tell you everything I know.

[Crash] My bad, oopsy.

They said they were sending me back because I was too much work for them!

Germany, Germany, there was a pretty girl so I hit on her, but it tuned out the pretty girl was France in disguise!

Woof Woof!

AHHHH! THIS FOOD TASTES TERRIBLE! I'VE NEVER EATEN SOMETHING SO INCREDIBLY BLAND AND DISGUSTING!

AHHH! OH THE WORST! EVEN GERMANY'S MUSHY POTATOES TASTE BETTER THEN THIS SOGGY MESS OF GOO!

Germany, Germany, I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces. And what's even worse, Britain is here!

Ahh! Why are you pointing a gun at me? I already told you I would tell you everything I know which is pretty much everything I know! Please don't kill me, please!