Mochi-Italy quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Germany's kind of a sadist, actually he's a dead super kind of sadist with a lot of hardcore books and DVD's you can't guess what I have seen living with him! There was this one video I saw that had dogs in it! He really likes tying people up too and I'm sure you know what means! Up until recently his government endorsed beastiality with all it's soldiers!!!

(pouts cutely) Hmmm, I can't eat this.

I'm so hungry. Hold on, is that food? Is it there for me? ahah~! Thank you, who ever you are! nom nom nom This sucks.

Sorry.

I'm starving in here! AHHH!

Japan, Japan, Help me. Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!

Germany! Good morning! Greet me the way I taught you! Ah… rgh ah… nn… nn… arrrghh… Nn… kiss… kiss me… kiss…

Uno~!

Uhhh… I know! I’ll make a white flag with a stick and a handkerchief! And wave it around really fast! And then I’ll cry loudly and ask for help!

Just me!

Seig heil! I mean… yes, sir!

With kindness! Right, Pookie?

Discipline! Got it! Naughty Pookie naughty naughty naughty Pookie Pookie sweetie naughty naughty~! Ah, that really hurts! Help me, Germany! He’s attacking me! Make it stop!! Oh, it hurts so bad!

Good! Let’s carry out our plan!

Now? But I’m hot and I’m Italian and all the chicks dig it! Why don’t you get naked?