England quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

I see…

Hey! We should still get together for a bath again someday!

Ah…? Hwaah!! Uh! England: Ahhhh ha! You were the one making the noise! Stop right there! Hey! What are you?! Damn, you’re fast! Come back here, you little…!

You’re not one of those little children from those horror movies, are you? Ah! AHH! GYAAAAH!!!

EEEEEEUGH!

Eh… uh… uwawawa… uwawawawa…

Righto! So we’ll make an all-out attack on those two tomorrow! In terms of the sheer numbers of soldiers, there’s no way they could possibly—ahhh….!!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! You forgot… to clothe yourself! Nhhhnhhhhnhhhhh…

Hwuaaaaa….

Waaa! Unhand me right now…!!! I will not lay back and let you defile me, you smelly French paint dogger!!

It’s not China, Russia, you just want it to be!

I was right; it’s Sealand!!

Why don’t you just go home and watch anime…

Uh, why are you suddenly so hung up on appearances! Our looks don’t define us!

Well now… don’t be so formal! How ‘bout you call me England?