England quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Busby’s chair. Long ago, Thomas Busby viscously beat a man to death for sitting in this, his favorite chair. After being convicted of murder, he reportedly cursed the chair on his way to the gallows. He swore anyone who sat in his chair would suffer the same fate he was about to face. It is said… the chair is responsible for sending over 60 people to their deaths! I’ve got it now! I’ll switch America’s chair with Busby’s during the meeting! America won’t be able to jive talk his way out of this one! Hahaha! I can’t believe I didn’t think of cursing him like this sooner! Hehehehe… eheheheheheh......ah?!

Ah…!!! Eugh……… Busby’s chair… anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick and often painful death. Except, apparently, for Russia…

Uh….. am I Catholic… or Protestant…? God, I don’t know…!

You don’t know me! I’m the United Bloody Kingdom and I can hold my liquor better than you any day!

Shut up! I felt bad about how the way old Frog-Face was treating you so I saved your ass! I thought, maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France but uh-uh!

You didn’t wanna be friends with me!!! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do and you didn’t know what to do anyway! I think that’s total bollocks!

Hahahahahahahahaha… hahahahahahahaha…

Correct. Does anyone here have the courage to sit down in this accursed chair?

No! What the hell are you doing?! It’s not supposed to be YOU!!! Get out of there RIGHT NOW!!!!!

…how about a ceasefire… at least for the holiday…

Hm... Oh yeah? HEY! Why don't you go surrender to the maid or invent some new cheese?! Why are you here?!

Hey Japan. Have you heard that child making so much noise?

Hah… Japan has been acting more than a bit unusual this evening… I’m sure it’s simply a cultural difference. I hope I didn’t do anything offensive, though…

Yes… well, I was a bit distracted while chatting with the two blokes that were already in there.

Well… I’m off to bed now.