[to Kid Danger] Do bad guys usually talk this much?
Usually, yeah.
S5Captain Mom
S5EnvyGram Wall
You just blew up the EnvyGram Wall!
At least I got that bird.
S5Holiday Punch
Great. Let's go.
Can I point out one problem with your plan?
[groans loudly] My God, Charlotte! WHAAAAAAT?!
She's starting to fit in around here.
S5Cave the Date
I don't need a new kitchen un 6 to 8 weeks, I need a kitchen today!
Why?
Yeah, what's your deal?
My deal is that I have a date tonight with Jack Swagger, and I was gonna MAKE HIM DINNER AT MY HOUSE!!!
Wait...
You know Jack Swagger?
International music superstar Jack Swagger?
Youngest person to win a Grammy Jack Swagger?
You have a date?
Yes! With Jack Swagger!
How do you know Jack Swagger?
We went to camp together, like 10 years agoa, back when he was Jack Swagawitz.
S5Escape Room
Oh, uh... Howdy doody... my... little... cuties?
S5The Beginning of the End
[to Kid Danger] Henry... we are graduating from high school... but you aren't.
Hmm?
But you aren't.
Hmm?
I know you can hear mw.
Hmm?
You're just using your 'Hmm' thing as a defense mechanism.
Hmmmm??
Previously in the Man Cave. Captain man was upset to find out that Kid Danger set up a meeting to be recruited by the Mayor of Neighborville. Schwoz was off finding the Memory Wiper whatever that is. Bose was a little hungry. Let's see what happens. [to Kid Danger and Captain Man] Sorry, I watch a lot of TV.
I don't want the job.
Oh, really? Because I'm starting to question your commitment tk Swellview.
My commitment to Swellview. Are you kidding me?
Well, you don't seem very committed to me.
I'm not graduating from high school because of how committed I am to this job.
[sarcastically] Oh, all my friends are leaving, and I'm stuck here in Swellview, being a sidekick and saving lives!
Exactly! I've been too busy saving everybody else's life, I forgot tk have kne of my own!
You swore an oath to defend this city!
When I waz 13!
So?!
So maybe I don't wanna do it anymore!
Yeah, 'cause you're obviously terrified kf being stuck here in Swellview with me.
Yeah, Ray, I am!
MSMayor Sockwell
Wait, who's Ray?
[cringes] Dang it!
I think it's that guy.
WHERE'S THAT DING DANG MEMORY WIPER, SCHWOZ?!
I don't wanna be your sidekick for another 30, or 40, or 50 years!
But man, that was always the plan! You'd be my sidekick znd then you'd take over as Captain Man when I retire.
I don't wanna be Captain Man, OK?! I don't ever wanna be Captain Man! I will be never, EVER be Captain Man!
Psst. He's right there.
Then why are you even here?
That's a good question. [Takes out the de transformation tube and gives the tube to Ray]
What are you doing?
Quitting. [pops his gum and de transforms to Henry, causing everyone to gasp]
Hey, everyone. I'm Henry Hart. [tosses thw communicator to Captain Man] And I used to be Kid Danger. [heads to the elevator] Oh, and Ray?
What?
I'm taller than you.
S5Captain Drex
[Jake and Kris find out that Henry is Kid Danger]
Henry Prudence Hart...
Kid Dangera: I know, I know. You guys are probably really mad at me for lying to you for years.
We are so...... proud of you!
Sick turn, Mom.
You're a superhero, son! Other than being an actor it's the most important thing you could be in this world.
Wait so you're really not mad? Even though I'm failing out o school?
Ha! No, we're still really mad about that.
Wait a second. Charlotte's the one who thinks. If Charlotte were here, she would probably say something like... "Mmm. I don't know guys, this looks pretty bad." And then I would say, "Wow, Charlotte, that's not very helpful." And then Schwoz would say, "Uh, I might have a device." And I'd say, "Nice, Schwoz, what does that device do?" And then Ray would probablg say, "I got a device that can fix this - my fist!" And then Jasper, he'd say, "I got a device that can comb my hair!" And then, Piper would be like, "Jasper, that's a comb." And I would be like, "Guys, can we please focus? Because Drex is back, and he just sent Rayy tk the past, and he just kidnapped Bose and Schwoz, and he's gknna erase everybody's memory jn Swellview - and I'm freaking out, guys! I'm freaking out!" And Charlotte wkuld probably be like...
[offscreen] Everything's gonna be fine.
Hang on, Charlotte, I'm trying to... [turns around and sees Piper, Charlotte and Jasper] You guys came back! [he runs towards them and hugs them] Good to see you. OK, things are bad. Drex is back, and he sent Ray tk the past but I beat him up pretty bad but then he got away...
Henry!
We heard you.
Right. Okay, that'll save us a lot of time. But I'm still freaking out, I don't know what to do.
Just don't freak out.
Yeah, cause we're here and we're gonna help ypu.
[walks out, holding a huge gun] Yeah. This guy messes with you, he messes with us.
Okay, I'm just going to push this into the safe zone.
S5The Fate of Danger: Part 1
I do need someone to go down to the 10th Man Cave ans get the Shelgon Crystal.
There aee 10 Man Caves?
One on top of the other. It's like a Man Cave Diez Leches Cake.
What's a Shelgon Crystal?
Enough with the stupid questions! Charlotte needs it, I'll get it.
Does anyone else smell burnt hair?
Mom, what did I just say about stupid questions?
S5The Fate of Danger: Part 2
[Captain Man and Kid Danger are flying towards a very uncertain outcome]
Just want you to know that no matter what happens... I'm still mad at you for wanting to leave Swellview!
[smiling] I know, dude. I know.
[Captain Man and Kid Danger are fighting over the spear at the top of the blimp]
Give me the spear, Henry!
No!
Give me the spear!
Swellview needs you! [lets go of the spear] Okay?! It needs Captain Man!
Find your parachute and get off this blimp right now!
[refusing] No!
Henry!
No!
You were right, okay?! You were only thirteen when you took that oath, you didn't know what you're getting into! You didn't sign up for this! I did! So, get out of here! Let me save my city.
Okay. Okay, I'll go. But... one more thing.
What?
I love you, buddy. [pulls the cord on Captain Man's parachufe, which sends him flying off the blimp]
[as he leaves for Dystopia] See you at Thanksgiving?
Of course.
CMChapa, Mika, Miles and Bose
Danger Force!
[last lines of the series]
They are not good listeners.
Nope.
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