Kid Danger quotes from Henry Danger

[locked in a closet aboard the space station] Hey, kid! Would you ket me out of here?!

Kid Danger

Yeah yeah. [opens the closet door, and Captain Man comes out]

What's going on?!

JJim

Your stupid sidekick broke our space station!

Kid Danger

I was pushed!

NNeil

We're losing oxgyen!

Kid Danger

What? [to Captain Man] Dude, I need oxygen! You know, for like, breathing!

Right. C'mon, we'd better get out of here! [They start leaving]

JJim

Hey, hey, hey, wait! You can't leave us up here with no oxygen!

Kid Danger

Well, maybe you should've thought of that, before you pushed me!

JJim

It was your fault!

NNeil

Yeah!

Kid Danger

FALSE! Space holes!

S3 Space Invaders, Part 1

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[Kid Danger tries to help Captain Man get out of underground]

Kid Danger

Whoa, whoa,Ray, have you gained some weight?

No, I haven't gained weight! You're not just pulling hard enough!

Kid Danger

I think you gained weight.

You take that back! I eat less than 2, 000 calories a day!

Kid Danger

Just try to suck it in!

Oh, this is so embarrasing!

[Captain Man goes over the hole; he and Kid Danger yell and fall offscreen]

Ow! That hurt so bad!

S3 Gas or Fail

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RRyker

Arc.

AArc

Ryker!

RRyker

Ciara.

Kid Danger

Schwoz?

Hi.

[looks at the audience] And Captain Man... as the hero.

S5 Knight & Danger

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So how'd the mission go?

Yeah, did you guys capture Slappy Pete?

Kid Danger

Yeah, we got him, but he slapped me pretty good. Is there a mark? [shows the slap hand mark to the others]

Ehhhh....

So red.

Kid Danger

Tiny handed freak.

I didn't know that Slappy Pete has 6 fingers.

Kid Danger

He was holding a tiny little hot dog when he slapped me. Tiny handed, hot dog eatin freak.

S5 Massage Chair

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[Piper screams in absolute shock as she finds out Ray and Henry's secret identities]

[shocked] Oh, my God! My brother is Kid Danger!

Kid Danger

No, I'm not, I mean... No, he's not. I mean, no, we're not. Who's your brother? He's probably awesome, but he's not me. You should leave!

[to Captain Man] And you, must be Henry's boss from Junk N Stuff.

I sure am! You got a smart sister, Henry.

Kid Danger

Dude!

Yeah, that's your brother. I'm his boss. Make yourself at home. I will be riiight back. [leaves]

KDKid Danged

Wait, why are you being so calm about this, and where are you going?

[to Kid Danger] Who else knows about this? Does Mom know?

Kid Danger

No.

Does Dad know?!

Kid Danger

No! And no, they don't. Okay, you can't tell them. You can't tell anybody about this because no one else knows.

[Charlotte enters.]

Henry! You and Ray have got ti stop playing with the break room...

Charlotte?!

Piper?!

You said no one else knows!

Uh... I don't know. I don't know anything. I just woke up here.This isn't my house! Where am I? [chuckles nervously]

Kid Danger

Okay, fine! Charlotte knows, and is a really terrible liar, but no one else knows.

[appears by the elevator] Hey, Henry! The package thief was your Dad! Hey, Piper. Check out how great my fake eyebrows -- [realizes] Oh my God, what's Piper doing here?!

Jasper knows too?!

Kid Danger

Okay, yes! Jasper knows, and so does Charlotte, but that... that's it!

[Schwoz comes down th tubes, and sees Henry's sister.]

Up the tube! [goes up the tube]

Was that our new neighbor from Germany?

Kid Danger

Well...

'Cause he also looks like our Italian plumber.

Kid Danger

That's actually a funny story...

And the guy who fell through our ceiling and landed on top of me!

Kid Danger

Okay, yes, he's all those people, all right? And probably some other guys that I can't remember right now. [his phone rings] Hang kn a sec. [answers the call] What, Schwoz?

[on phone] Your sister is in the Man Cave! I think she might have seen me.

Kid Danger

Yeah. I know she saw you. Get back here, click.

[on phone] Click.

S5 Sister Twister, Part 2

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[to Kid Danger] Do bad guys usually talk this much?

Kid Danger

Usually, yeah.

S5 Captain Mom

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Kid Danger

You just blew up the EnvyGram Wall!

At least I got that bird.

S5 EnvyGram Wall

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[to Kid Danger] Henry... we are graduating from high school... but you aren't.

Kid Danger

Hmm?

But you aren't.

Kid Danger

Hmm?

I know you can hear mw.

Kid Danger

Hmm?

You're just using your 'Hmm' thing as a defense mechanism.

Kid Danger

Hmmmm??

S5 The Beginning of the End

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Kid Danger

I don't want the job.

Oh, really? Because I'm starting to question your commitment tk Swellview.

Kid Danger

My commitment to Swellview. Are you kidding me?

Well, you don't seem very committed to me.

Kid Danger

I'm not graduating from high school because of how committed I am to this job.

[sarcastically] Oh, all my friends are leaving, and I'm stuck here in Swellview, being a sidekick and saving lives!

Kid Danger

Exactly! I've been too busy saving everybody else's life, I forgot tk have kne of my own!

You swore an oath to defend this city!

Kid Danger

When I waz 13!

So?!

Kid Danger

So maybe I don't wanna do it anymore!

Yeah, 'cause you're obviously terrified kf being stuck here in Swellview with me.

Kid Danger

Yeah, Ray, I am!

MSMayor Sockwell

Wait, who's Ray?

Kid Danger

[cringes] Dang it!

Bose

I think it's that guy.

WHERE'S THAT DING DANG MEMORY WIPER, SCHWOZ?!

Kid Danger

I don't wanna be your sidekick for another 30, or 40, or 50 years!

But man, that was always the plan! You'd be my sidekick znd then you'd take over as Captain Man when I retire.

Kid Danger

I don't wanna be Captain Man, OK?! I don't ever wanna be Captain Man! I will be never, EVER be Captain Man!

Bose

Psst. He's right there.

Then why are you even here?

Kid Danger

That's a good question. [Takes out the de transformation tube and gives the tube to Ray]

What are you doing?

Kid Danger

Quitting. [pops his gum and de transforms to Henry, causing everyone to gasp]

Henry

Hey, everyone. I'm Henry Hart. [tosses thw communicator to Captain Man] And I used to be Kid Danger. [heads to the elevator] Oh, and Ray?

What?

Henry

I'm taller than you.

S5 The Beginning of the End

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[Jake and Kris find out that Henry is Kid Danger]

Jake

Henry Prudence Hart...

Kid Dangera: I know, I know. You guys are probably really mad at me for lying to you for years.

Kris

We are so...... proud of you!

Kid Danger

Sick turn, Mom.

Jake

You're a superhero, son! Other than being an actor it's the most important thing you could be in this world.

Kid Danger

Wait so you're really not mad? Even though I'm failing out o school?

Jake

Ha! No, we're still really mad about that.

Kid Danger

Wait a second. Charlotte's the one who thinks. If Charlotte were here, she would probably say something like... "Mmm. I don't know guys, this looks pretty bad." And then I would say, "Wow, Charlotte, that's not very helpful." And then Schwoz would say, "Uh, I might have a device." And I'd say, "Nice, Schwoz, what does that device do?" And then Ray would probablg say, "I got a device that can fix this - my fist!" And then Jasper, he'd say, "I got a device that can comb my hair!" And then, Piper would be like, "Jasper, that's a comb." And I would be like, "Guys, can we please focus? Because Drex is back, and he just sent Rayy tk the past, and he just kidnapped Bose and Schwoz, and he's gknna erase everybody's memory jn Swellview - and I'm freaking out, guys! I'm freaking out!" And Charlotte wkuld probably be like...

[offscreen] Everything's gonna be fine.

Kid Danger

Hang on, Charlotte, I'm trying to... [turns around and sees Piper, Charlotte and Jasper] You guys came back! [he runs towards them and hugs them] Good to see you. OK, things are bad. Drex is back, and he sent Ray tk the past but I beat him up pretty bad but then he got away...

Henry!

We heard you.

Kid Danger

Right. Okay, that'll save us a lot of time. But I'm still freaking out, I don't know what to do.

Just don't freak out.

Yeah, cause we're here and we're gonna help ypu.

[walks out, holding a huge gun] Yeah. This guy messes with you, he messes with us.

Kid Danger

Okay, I'm just going to push this into the safe zone.

S5 Captain Drex

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[Captain Man and Kid Danger are flying towards a very uncertain outcome]

Just want you to know that no matter what happens... I'm still mad at you for wanting to leave Swellview!

Kid Danger

[smiling] I know, dude. I know.

S5 The Fate of Danger: Part 2

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[Captain Man and Kid Danger are fighting over the spear at the top of the blimp]

Give me the spear, Henry!

Kid Danger

No!

Give me the spear!

Kid Danger

Swellview needs you! [lets go of the spear] Okay?! It needs Captain Man!

Find your parachute and get off this blimp right now!

Kid Danger

[refusing] No!

Henry!

Kid Danger

No!

You were right, okay?! You were only thirteen when you took that oath, you didn't know what you're getting into! You didn't sign up for this! I did! So, get out of here! Let me save my city.

Kid Danger

Okay. Okay, I'll go. But... one more thing.