Charlotte Page quotes from Henry Danger ... TV Quotes Database

[They both pull Charlotte away from Schwoz. Schwoz gets up from the floor, As the two is about to charge at each other, Ray and Henry quickly stop them]

Henry Hart

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on.

Charlotte Page

I was finally gonna win first place at the Gizmo Show! Finally! But Schwoz has to go wreck my Scream Machine and ruin my chances!

Henry Hart

Look, just calm down.

Charlotte Page

Hey! Never tell a woman to calm down!

Henry Hart

Uh, sorry, I was just trying to...

Charlotte Page

Never tell a woman to calm down!

Henry Hart

Okay.

Charlotte Page

Say it with me!

CHCharlotte & Henry

"Never tell a woman to calm down."

Charlotte Page

You get it?!

Henry Hart

Yes, I promise!

S3 Scream Machine

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Henry Hart

I can't take on Drex.

Schwoz

Why not you can't?

Henry Hart

Cause... I tried to fight that guy, and hstuffed me in cake butter, and then he spanked me.

Charlotte Page

Where are you going?

Henry Hart

[starts walking away] Home.

Schwoz

Home?

MCaptain Man

[his head gets stuck in a neutronium box like helmet] Oh, come on, Henry, you can't just go home, not when this town needs you most!

Henry Hart

This town needs a superhero, or... [places his communicator on the chair] At least a decent sidekick, with skills or... was anything. [takes out his gumball tube and looks at it] Here. [throws the gumball tube to Charlotte. He getjo the tube] Up the tube. [He goes up the tube]

S3 Hour of Power

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Charlotte Page

[holding the airplane manual] Who threw this manual?

Ray Manchester

Uh, some guy.

Henry Hart

Charlotte, would you please finish this diagnostic test so we can get this thing up in the air? Thank you!

Charlotte Page

Oh, sure, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to waste your time while I was pulling this manual out of my eye!

Ray Manchester

Apology accepted.

Henry Hart

It's OK.

S3 License to Fly

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Charlotte Page

Who started the helicopter?!

Henry Hart

Uhhhh....

Ray Manchester

Henry did.

Henry Hart

Well, we're not really sure...

Ray Manchester

We're very sure, it was Henry.

Henry Hart

Well...

Charlotte Page

Henry, did you start the helicopter?!

Henry Hart

Uh... Maybe! I think so! I'm pretty sure, yeah! Why does it matter? I didn' mean to. I'm sorry.

Charlotte Page

Well, the next time you want to start a helicopter, I'd appreciate it if you'd please tell me, so I can move my head away from the large, spinning blades!

S3 License to Fly

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[Charlotte and Jasper enter the Hart household, holding presents for Henry's birthday]

JDJasper Dunlop

Hey, hey! Happy your birthday, Henry! Oh, I'll open my present. Alright?

Henry Hart

Watch out.

[Jasper throws his present and it hits Piper, Piper scream as she falls o the floor]

Piper Hart

[gets up] Jasper!

Charlotte Page

Yeah, I'm just gonna set this down like a normal person.

S5 Henry's Birthday

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Henry

We got tickets to Cactus Con!

[Everyone laughs and cheers. Henry gets so excited, that he does a backflip, shocking Ray]

Ray Manchester

Whaaat?! Holy crush, did - did you just do a backflip?

Henry

Yeah.

Ray Manchester

[turns to the others] No one else impressed by Henry just doing a backflip?

Charlotte

It's just a backflip.

Schwoz

You only get one.

S5 The Great Cactus Con

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Henry

What's up?

Schwoz

Now, you can also fly!

Henry

Are you serious?

Schwoz

Yeah! You got all of that bee's power, you too can fly! Just... jump and believe!

Ray

What?! No fair, I wanna fly!

Henry

Out of my way, dude, I'm about to fly!

Ray

What?

Henry

[he climbs on top of the sofa] See you in the clouds, ground walkers!

[Henry jumps spread eagle style, but instead of flying, he ends up falling down, landing flat on his face, causing Schwoz and Charlotte to laugh]

Schwoz

I can't believe you thought you could fly!

Charlotte

You literally fell for it!

Henry

Not cool, Schwoz!

S5 Part 2: A New Darkness

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[After Schwoz destroys the fiesta sized churro]

Ray

I'm gonna blow up the Man Cave! [runs off]

Henry

Should I follow him, or...

Charlotte

We should all follow him.

[The gang sprints off to stop Ray]

S5 Secret Room

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[Schwoz is now in Charlotte's arms when lights goes back on]

Charlotte

What is wrong with you?!

Schwoz

I'm afraid of the dark.

Charlotte

Well, there's light now!

Schwoz

Sometimes it's just nice to be held.

S5 Holey Moley

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Charlotte

So how'd the mission go?

Jasper

Yeah, did you guys capture Slappy Pete?

Kid Danger

Yeah, we got him, but he slapped me pretty good. Is there a mark? [shows the slap hand mark to the others]

Ehhhh....

So red.

Tiny handed freak.

I didn't know that Slappy Pete has 6 fingers.

Kid Danger

He was holding a tiny little hot dog when he slapped me. Tiny handed, hot dog eatin freak.

S5 Massage Chair

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Ray

Henry! Swellview needs us. [tosses the gumball tube to Henry]

Henry

What's going on?

Ray

No time to explain. Let's chew with urgency.

Henry

I don't know thw emergency.

Charlotte

Good one.

Henry

Thank you.

S5 Sister Twister, Part 1

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[Piper screams in absolute shock as she finds out Ray and Henry's secret identities]

Piper

[shocked] Oh, my God! My brother is Kid Danger!

Kid Danger

No, I'm not, I mean... No, he's not. I mean, no, we're not. Who's your brother? He's probably awesome, but he's not me. You should leave!

Piper

[to Captain Man] And you, must be Henry's boss from Junk N Stuff.

MCaptain Man

I sure am! You got a smart sister, Henry.

Kid Danger

Dude!

MCaptain Man

Yeah, that's your brother. I'm his boss. Make yourself at home. I will be riiight back. [leaves]

KDKid Danged

Wait, why are you being so calm about this, and where are you going?

Piper

[to Kid Danger] Who else knows about this? Does Mom know?

Kid Danger

No.

Piper

Does Dad know?!

Kid Danger

No! And no, they don't. Okay, you can't tell them. You can't tell anybody about this because no one else knows.

[Charlotte enters.]

Charlotte

Henry! You and Ray have got ti stop playing with the break room...

Piper

Charlotte?!

Charlotte

Piper?!

Piper

You said no one else knows!

Charlotte

Uh... I don't know. I don't know anything. I just woke up here.This isn't my house! Where am I? [chuckles nervously]

Kid Danger

Okay, fine! Charlotte knows, and is a really terrible liar, but no one else knows.

Jasper

[appears by the elevator] Hey, Henry! The package thief was your Dad! Hey, Piper. Check out how great my fake eyebrows -- [realizes] Oh my God, what's Piper doing here?!

Piper

Jasper knows too?!

Kid Danger

Okay, yes! Jasper knows, and so does Charlotte, but that... that's it!

[Schwoz comes down th tubes, and sees Henry's sister.]

Schwoz

Up the tube! [goes up the tube]

Piper

Was that our new neighbor from Germany?

Kid Danger

Well...

Piper

'Cause he also looks like our Italian plumber.

Kid Danger

That's actually a funny story...

Piper

And the guy who fell through our ceiling and landed on top of me!

Kid Danger

Okay, yes, he's all those people, all right? And probably some other guys that I can't remember right now. [his phone rings] Hang kn a sec. [answers the call] What, Schwoz?

Schwoz

[on phone] Your sister is in the Man Cave! I think she might have seen me.

Kid Danger

Yeah. I know she saw you. Get back here, click.

Schwoz

[on phone] Click.

S5 Sister Twister, Part 2

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Henry

Great. Let's go.

Charlotte

Can I point out one problem with your plan?