Henry Hart quotes from Henry Danger

Can we focus on algebra?

S1 E1 The Danger Begins

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[marching down the stairs, looking angry] JASPER!!!!

JDJasper Dunlop

Oh, hey, Piper!

Did you go to my bathroom and take my curling iron?!

JDJasper Dunlop

Yeah, but I...

Henry Hart

Hey! Don't you yell at my Jasper!

He jacked my girly Curly! [yanks out Jasper's eyelashes]

JDJasper Dunlop

[yells] She yanked out my eyelashes!

Henry Hart

Piper! You just hurt someone I Love!

Yeah! And I'm just getting started! [starts beating up Jasper]

JDJasper Dunlop

What? No, no!

Henry Hart

No! Stop!

You want some more?!

Piper!

Are you gonna steal my --

Henry Hart

Piper, quit that!

[as everything goes in slow motion] NOW, STAY OUT OF MY BATHROOM!!!

Henry Hart

[in slow motion] No!

[In slow motion, Piper throws Jasper over the couch, much to Henry's horror]

Henry Hart

[in slow motion] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Jasper falls to the floor, Piper angrily walks upstairs]

S3 Love Muffin

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[An infuriated Charlotte is attacking Schwoz for destroying her Scream Machine]

Four months! I worked on that project for four months!

All right, that's enough.

Henry Hart

All right, Charlotte, come on.

[They both pull Charlotte away from Schwoz. Schwoz gets up from the floor, As the two is about to charge at each other, Ray and Henry quickly stop them]

Henry Hart

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on.

I was finally gonna win first place at the Gizmo Show! Finally! But Schwoz has to go wreck my Scream Machine and ruin my chances!

Henry Hart

Look, just calm down.

Hey! Never tell a woman to calm down!

Henry Hart

Uh, sorry, I was just trying to...

Never tell a woman to calm down!

Henry Hart

Okay.

Say it with me!

CHCharlotte & Henry

"Never tell a woman to calm down."

You get it?!

Henry Hart

Yes, I promise!

S3 Scream Machine

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Henry Hart

I can't take on Drex.

Why not you can't?

Henry Hart

Cause... I tried to fight that guy, and hstuffed me in cake butter, and then he spanked me.

Where are you going?

Henry Hart

[starts walking away] Home.

Home?

MCaptain Man

[his head gets stuck in a neutronium box like helmet] Oh, come on, Henry, you can't just go home, not when this town needs you most!

Henry Hart

This town needs a superhero, or... [places his communicator on the chair] At least a decent sidekick, with skills or... was anything. [takes out his gumball tube and looks at it] Here. [throws the gumball tube to Charlotte. He getjo the tube] Up the tube. [He goes up the tube]

S3 Hour of Power

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[holding the airplane manual] Who threw this manual?

Uh, some guy.

Henry Hart

Charlotte, would you please finish this diagnostic test so we can get this thing up in the air? Thank you!

Oh, sure, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to waste your time while I was pulling this manual out of my eye!

Apology accepted.

Henry Hart

It's OK.

S3 License to Fly

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Who started the helicopter?!

Henry Hart

Uhhhh....

Henry did.

Henry Hart

Well, we're not really sure...

We're very sure, it was Henry.

Henry Hart

Well...

Henry, did you start the helicopter?!

Henry Hart

Uh... Maybe! I think so! I'm pretty sure, yeah! Why does it matter? I didn' mean to. I'm sorry.

Well, the next time you want to start a helicopter, I'd appreciate it if you'd please tell me, so I can move my head away from the large, spinning blades!

S3 License to Fly

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[Charlotte and Jasper enter the Hart household, holding presents for Henry's birthday]

JDJasper Dunlop

Hey, hey! Happy your birthday, Henry! Oh, I'll open my present. Alright?

Henry Hart

Watch out.

[Jasper throws his present and it hits Piper, Piper scream as she falls o the floor]

[gets up] Jasper!

Yeah, I'm just gonna set this down like a normal person.

S5 Henry's Birthday

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Henry

We got tickets to Cactus Con!

[Everyone laughs and cheers. Henry gets so excited, that he does a backflip, shocking Ray]

Whaaat?! Holy crush, did - did you just do a backflip?

Henry

Yeah.

[turns to the others] No one else impressed by Henry just doing a backflip?

It's just a backflip.

You only get one.

S5 The Great Cactus Con

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KHKris Hart

[to Henry] We've been talking about you behind your back. And we've realized that sometimes...

JHJake Hart

You get three beeps on your watch. Then, you make up a ridiculous excuse and leave the house for three hours.

Henry

I don't make ridiculous excuses.

Oh, yeah? Remember when you said Jasper's water bed was on fire?

Kris

Or that your teacher, Miss Shapen, needed you to give her ankle hair an emergency trim?

Jake

You saw a bird with a human face down the street.

You saw a human with a bird face up the street.

Henry

Uhhh, can we... can we talk about this larer? Please? Like when I get back from seeing Jasper in the beatboxing competition?

Hmm, I thought it was a yodeling competition.

Henry

It's both.

S5 Part 1: A New Evil

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Henry

What's up?

Now, you can also fly!

Henry

Are you serious?

Yeah! You got all of that bee's power, you too can fly! Just... jump and believe!

What?! No fair, I wanna fly!

Henry

Out of my way, dude, I'm about to fly!

What?

Henry

[he climbs on top of the sofa] See you in the clouds, ground walkers!

[Henry jumps spread eagle style, but instead of flying, he ends up falling down, landing flat on his face, causing Schwoz and Charlotte to laugh]

I can't believe you thought you could fly!

You literally fell for it!

Henry

Not cool, Schwoz!

S5 Part 2: A New Darkness

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[After Schwoz destroys the fiesta sized churro]

I'm gonna blow up the Man Cave! [runs off]

Henry

Should I follow him, or...

We should all follow him.

[The gang sprints off to stop Ray]

S5 Secret Room

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Henry! Swellview needs us. [tosses the gumball tube to Henry]

Henry

What's going on?

No time to explain. Let's chew with urgency.

Henry

I don't know thw emergency.

Good one.

Henry

Thank you.

S5 Sister Twister, Part 1

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Henry

I, uh... I gotta go.

Where?

Henry

There's a oven on at the zoo, so I'm just going to turn that off. So...

You don't have to lie anymore. I know you're Kid Danger.

Henry

Oh. Yeah. Emergency at the Man Cave. Gotta go.